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Mr. Ayo - October 10, 2025October 10, 2025

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TGIF! Hockey season is back! The Ice HOX are undefeated too! And the Dirt HOX are about to extend their season. Word Count Filler Time Here's a totally useful table of celebrity pets. Celebrity Pet(s) Name(s) Madonna Chihauhua Chiquita Ernest Hemingway Springer Spaniels (2), Cats (30) Black Dog and Negrita Leonardo Dicaprio Poodle, Lizard Rufus, Blizzard Martha Stewart Cats (6) Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, Verdi, Teeny, Weeny Pink Jack Russell

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Mr. Ayo - October 3, 2025October 3, 2025

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TGIF! Baseball playoff fever, catch it! Well, not today, but tomorrow! Also, did you know we're already 1/4th of the way through football season? What I'm saying is enjoy every day, even when it's a Thursday night. Word Count Filler Time Here's some fun information about food that you, an erudite reader

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Mr. Ayo - September 26, 2025September 26, 2025

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TGIF! Fall has fallen. Or anyway, it's here for many of us. Soon I will suffer under perma-clouds, rain, and darkness until next July. But that's what the hockey is for. Word Count Filler Time Have you heard of Frano Selak? Well have now because he's the luckiest guy in the world.

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Mr. Ayo - September 19, 2025September 18, 2025

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TGIF! We are now in full swing of footy, JV football, and actual football! Let's get to it! Word Count Filler Time How about some famous quotes about war. War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it wil be over. -- W. Sherman I prefer fifty

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Mr. Ayo - September 12, 2025September 12, 2025

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TGIF! Well that was a week. Surely next week will be better. In the meantime we have a weekend full of footy, football, boxing, racing, and more! Word Count Filler Time Let's point and laugh at some truly terrible ad campaigns from the past. IBM It's April 2000 and IBM wants to promote its

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Mr. Ayo - September 5, 2025September 5, 2025

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TGIF! It's finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday's turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of bloopers, here's some movie bloopers. Fear The star of the show is a woman who is a hemophiliac. Yeah, women can carry the disease, but they're not able

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Mr. Ayo - August 29, 2025August 29, 2025

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TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we'll have football back. Oh, and there's a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count Filler Time Here's some headlines that are less than clear in their intent. Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit Must of been laundry day Diet of Premature Babies Affects IQ Just ask wormbrain Oprah,

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Mr. Ayo - August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

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TGIF! I'm on the verge of an afternoon vodka nap, so let's get this done. Word Count Filler Time Hey, baseball is happening. Even though the Mariners have suddenly forgot. But, this allow me to use some filler on balls hit into the stands. I'll skip the Alice Roth story that got

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Mr. Ayo - August 15, 2025August 15, 2025

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TGIF! We've got more preseason games! We've even got the return of lesser footy! I'm sure there will be an uplifting and informative post in the morning covering that. Word Count Filler Time Before we get to all of that though, there's baseball! Which uses bats. Which are made of wood. Which

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Mr. Ayo - August 8, 2025August 8, 2025

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TGIF! Preseason football has arrived! So many third stringers. And season ending injuries. Fun times. Word Count Filler Time Karma! Sometimes it actually happens. Start: Two men attempt to break in a bank. They were unsuccessful but police were called already. Karma: A police car spotted the two men (easily identifiable by the crowbars