BattleBots Beat: The Phil Rizzuto

Senor Weaselo - March 3, 2022March 3, 2022

Welcome back to the Beat! This week, I, how do I say this… like Phil Rizzuto's famous "WW" calls, I wasn't watching. I had a gig. I know what you're thinking. "Senor, couldn't you have had Rikki do this week, or watched on Discovery+?" To the first, yes, but I

BattleBots Beat: BAH GAWD

Senor Weaselo - February 24, 2022February 24, 2022

Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, we had Will Bales gushing about how he had all the Diesector toys growing up, because Donald Hutson was the man. Well guess what? Now he's got a toy of his very own robot! I am definitely interested in getting myself an RC

BattleBots Beat: Never Meet Your Heroes, Unless It’s BattleBots, In Which Case, Fight Them!

Senor Weaselo - February 17, 2022February 16, 2022

Listen, I didn't have a clever title. Welcome back to the Beat! Where, like other sports in February, the bots and teams punching in tournament tickets early could be the ones to watch. Once again, we come in with another set of fights from last week, and minor controversies. Onto the

BattleBots Beat: Let It Rip!

Senor Weaselo - February 10, 2022February 9, 2022

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we had a pair of stuck bots come back from seemingly the brink, a pair of curbstompings, and a pair of bots being knocked out at the same time. Will this week be any more ridiculous? I'm gonna say yes, but for

BattleBots Beat: Unsticky Situations

Senor Weaselo - February 3, 2022February 2, 2022

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock actually friggin' worked in its first fight, P1 scored a big upset, and Copperhead outlasted Lock-Jaw. What somewhat ridiculous stuff is inevitably in store this week? Well, let's fight out. Onto the fights! Malice vs. JackpotMalice: 0-1 (L, JD 3-0 vs. Tantrum)Jackpot:

BattleBots Beat: Speed Kills

Senor Weaselo - January 27, 2022January 27, 2022

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Whiplash showed us the meaning of control, while MadCatter out-Yetied Yeti and Blip threw Rusty many times. This time, the widely regarded as two quickest bots from last season are both in the Box, though not against each other, and fittingly last

BattleBots Beat: Double-Double

Senor Weaselo - January 20, 2022January 19, 2022

Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRpA9hDjK6w Minotaur had a fire. Tombstone had a fire. And Pain Train's batteries had a fire. Well, I can pretty much guarantee there will be fewer fires. If there were more fires I'd be pretty damn impressed because that would essentially be every fight. Onto the

Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - January 13, 2022January 13, 2022

2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here's the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season. Even though a nonexistent team went 4-13 with a nonexistent roster not expected to compete after their one good player was asked to not show up ever

BattleBots Beat: “Well, I Woke Up to Get Me a Cold Pop…”

Senor Weaselo - January 13, 2022January 13, 2022

Yup, we're starting out with a Sweet Brown reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWtD7x0J8xg And yet you still read this dreck! Welcome back to the BattleBots Beat! As far as BattleBots review columns go. I remain your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, apparently chief correspondent on all non-human competitions—this, the Marble League Rolldown, McNally McMonster hunting seasons, and

Return of the BattleBots Beat: Your 2021* Preview!

Senor Weaselo - January 6, 2022January 5, 2022

*Sees it's Wednesday the 5th* Shit, I should probably write this. Greetings lizard people one and all, it's time for another season of everyone's favorite inhuman and therefore wholesome violence! Yes, it's the 2021 season and they're starting it on *checks calendar* dammit, Light Treason Day. Well, at least there'll be something

Your Festivus Airing of Grievances/Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - December 23, 2021December 22, 2021

Well, another year has come and gone, and it's time for another Festivus celebration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y RIP Jerry Stiller, who I would wager had free rein to do whatever he wanted during Festivus dinner. No script, just go off. Anyway, since we're light until the evening it's time for our own Airing of Grievances!

Your Boredom Alleviating Thursday Afternoon Thread

Senor Weaselo - November 18, 2021November 18, 2021

It's better than drinking the wateriness of Senor Weaselo's Scottish Breakfast tea that he got last December for Christmas. It's decidedly meh. Which is unfortunate because I like my Assams. Well, onto Senorita Weaselo's Hong Kong Black Tea she bought me. I know that's the good stuff. I'd say "onto the news"