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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post
Four plays. That’s how long it took for the reminder that we can’t have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that’s nice. Say hello to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo:
I don’t know where I’m going with this one today, I’ll be honest. I would have given an Expo recap, but obviously that changed…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: RAINPOCALYPSE ’23
If you hadn’t heard, it rained last weekend in the city. And the entire East Coast. I guess Project Arcturus is finally up and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Standard-Fare Chicanery
We now take you to “Senor Weaselo Makes Bad Fantasy Football Choices,” already in progress.
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Live By the Stream, Die By the Stream
I start us off with this, from the tWBS Memorial League. Thanks to having the last pick in the draft, I had 1st waiver…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…
‘Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I’m gonna not start that, or else I’m gonna spend my work hours trying to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!
Eight days to Opening Night! It’s a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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