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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Live By the Stream, Die By the Stream
I start us off with this, from the tWBS Memorial League. Thanks to having the last pick in the draft, I had 1st waiver…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…
‘Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I’m gonna not start that, or else I’m gonna spend my work hours trying to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!
Eight days to Opening Night! It’s a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Severed Links
I didn’t think I’d have to do this again, so soon. But I do, and… I won’t be able to again, and I have…
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Wumbo Wednesday: We Has Camp Notes!
Ah yes, summer camp, the wonderful fun of doing… whatever arts and crafts shit, I don’t know what goes on at most sleepaway camps.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Kinda Made It!
Yesterday nine teams’ rookies reported to training camp. And today the Jets have fully opened up camp, as they’re playing in the Hall of…