tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 1)

LemonJello - September 10, 2025September 11, 2025

Hey. Welcome back to the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update for the 2025-2026 season, brought to you by the Department of War, DOGE, and FBI Informants everywhere. Can we keep this our wonderful secret? Great. Week 1 is in the books. The actual footballing is complete and it's now

Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide

Senor Weaselo - August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it's just stuff that I came up with over the last two weeks. And that's the beauty of our 24-hour news cycle! Between now and your fantasy draft, a

TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades

LemonJello - August 27, 2025August 25, 2025

Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday. In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be mildly humorous to post Yahoo's AI-generated hot taeks for each team's draft performance. Sebastian's Swag Team Grade: A+ Best Pick: Brock Purdy QB, Pick 88 Worst Pick: George Pickens WR, Pick

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues CHAMPIONSHIP FINALE

LemonJello - January 2, 2025January 1, 2025

Hey. We've reached the end of the Fantasy Football season. For some, it's time to pop some bottles and celebrate! For others, it's a time of reflection and contemplation while drowning your sorrows in alcohol and also planning for next seaon's draft. #RiseAndGrind #NoDaysOff #ThatBigBoardWontArrangeItself Anyway. Let's get to it. Freezer Vodka League Champion:

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16) Playoffs Continue

LemonJello - December 27, 2024December 26, 2024

Hey. This week's recap has a definite Karen Carpenter feel to it. I'm sure you all have better things to do anyway. Look. At this time this goes to press, we're into Championship Week. Only the two teams headed into the championship game really give a flying fuck at this point, right? Still,

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15): Playoffs

LemonJello - December 18, 2024December 17, 2024

Hey. We're into the playoffs now! Well, some of us were... And now some of us aren't. It seems like just yesterday was draft day, and now here we are, down to the last few games. Thoughts of promotions and fears of relegation were new, fresh and exciting. Now most of us are sifting

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)

LemonJello - December 11, 2024December 10, 2024

Hey. Did you make the playoffs? Did you at least avoid relegation? If you answered "no" to either or both of these, I got nothing for you. Better luck next year, I guess. **shrugs** Well, let's see what happened in the leagues this past week, shall we? Freezer Vodka League Standings So, who's packing up

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)

LemonJello - December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

Hey. Let's just skip the pleasantries and get right to it? Is that acceptable to you? Freezer Vodka League Week 13 What in the name of the Elder Gods is going on in this league? There are six teams sitting at 9-4 that have qualified for playoffs: Sofa Loren, We Are Spamily, AJ

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)

LemonJello - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

Hey. Twelve weeks of games played. Twelve weeks of questionable roster decisions. How are your playoff chances looking? That good, huh? *shrugs* Without further ado, let's get into Freezer Vodka League's standings. There's more traffic snarls this week than I-95 on a Friday afternoon. Sofa Loren (9-3) is alone in the top spot this

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11) PLUS Jaguars At The Bye

LemonJello - November 20, 2024November 19, 2024

Hey. We've wrapped up week eleven, do you know where your team is? Let's look at Freezer Vodka League's standings. Like Andy Reid's colon after closing down Fogo de Chão, there's not a lot of movement...This week we have Sofa Loren and Stoma Fuckers Utd sharing an 8-3 record and the top two