ELI MANNING: Hi everybody! It's me, Eli. I'm sorry I haven't written before now. Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words! Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said "[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just
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SWEET SWEET FOOTBALL METHADONE! Thanks to the one-two punch of (meaningless) football and the Summer Poo-lympics, last weekend was pretty much the sportsiest weekend of the summer. We've got just more than three weeks of speculating about depth charts and final rosters, lamenting over injuries, and revising our fantasy draft boards
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - LATE NIGHT The segment producer and an intern - CONNOR - stand in front of the sound board, peering into the recording booth. PRODUCER: [yawns] You got that coffee? CONNOR: [hands over a steaming mug] PRODUCER: How are we for time? CONNOR: Two minutes to air. If you don't mind my asking,
DFO Radio: Top of the Class
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio station employees stand in the production booth, obviously upset and arguing over something. STATION MANAGER: You said you wanted a businessman! That's what we've got! PRODUCER: I said a smart businessman! I'm amazed this guy can even tie his own shoes! DAN SNYDER: [In the
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DFO Radio: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
So last Friday the Dreamboat stopped by and threatened (promised? thromised?) to seduce every woman you ever had the slightest feeling of warmth towards. What follows is the soundtrack to his intended debauchery, and the twisted trail of emotional wreckage he intends to leave behind. There wasn't much sports action over
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Hello. I'm Tom Brady. You might have recently read the news that my petition was denied by the U.S. Second Court of Appeals, and that I'll be forced to serve a four game suspension for allegedly tampering with footballs. That's fine. I'll accept my punishment. While Jimmy Garoppolo takes my place on
