Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread

Only a few days left until we get to our “Year of Hindsight”.

2020.

Get it?

OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!!

(ok fine…never mind)

Anywhoooooo….

Thank youse to BrewChuggingDonnie  and Señor Weaselo  for sitting in for me the past two Fridays.  The timing was good.  Serendipity is a good thing sometimes.

But not always….

But for those of you who do not own a calendar, this is also your last Sexy Friday of the year.  Last of the decade, even.  So let’s make it a good one.

It’s a free for all this week.  No themes.  Just perrty girls bein’ perrty.

Beef Jerky Time!!!

Sweet & Hot.

Just like me.

(there’s plenty, you know)

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Sports To Get You Started Over 2Nite

NCAA FB Bowling

Already concluded by the time you read this, but not at the time of writing…

• Military Bowl – U*NC vs Temple – 12:00pmEST – TV: ESPN (U*NC -6.5, -225)

I’m just going to go ahead a presume Temple fucks this one up.  That’s just how my life goes lately.  I hate Mack Brown.

And you know you’re in a prestigious bowl when it kicks off at noon on a random Friday between Christmas and New Years.

What bowl is NC State in this year, you ask?  NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

/runs away crying

• Pinstripe Bowl – Wake Forest vs Michigan State – 3:20pmEST – TV: ESPN (Sparty -3.5, -180)

Before the line shifted late last night I got Wake +4.5 for a few sawbucks.  Which I’ll probably regret.  Wake Forest is like the Charlie Brown of the ACC Atlantic.  They screw shit up for others but they rarely get over the hump.

Anywhooooo….

Bowl games still coming your way this evening:

• Tejas Bowl – (25)Okie State vs aTm – 6:45pmEST – TV:ESPN (Aggies -4.5, -185)

Do not touch that game.

But this one might be worth touching…

• Holiday Bowl – (22)USC vs (16)Iowa – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1 (Hawkeyes -2.5, -180)

I’m considering the USC ML if it moves a little more.  Currently +120.  up from +112 earlier.  Still not enough margin there to take the risk.  If it hits 135 before kickoff, I’m in.

• Cheez-It Bowl – Air Force vs Wazzou – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPN (AF -2.5, -135)

This should be called the “Who gives a damn Bowl”  And Cheez-It is sponsoring a fucking bowl game now?  What’s next year?  The Cheetos Invitational?

But, I mean seriously.  The line is odd, both teams suck.

I will not touch this one.

OK, so what else we got?

NBA

Already over before this goes up:

• Cleveland @ Boston – 4:00pmEST – NBATV  (maybe you get a re-run later though)

Still on tap…

• Philly @ Orlando – 7:00pmEST – NBATV
• Phoenix @ Golden State – 10:30pm – NBATV

Full Schedule

NHL

Holy crap there’s actually a game on nationally in the lower 48 on a Friday.

/sees it’s Minnesota @ ColorAdo

Gary Bettman, why do you tease me so?

• Minnesota @ ColorAdo – 8:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN

Full Schedule

(Caps and Columbus better damn well be on locally or Imma go have a talk with Bettman)

NCAA BB

They seem to be trying to be polite to the crappy bowl game coverage.  Plus they’re probably not finished with their final exams yet.  Allegedly.

None on real TV I can find.

However if you want to watch Coppin State @ Mt. Saint Mary’s or UMass-Lowell @ Loyola-Maryland, you could probably find them online.  Both tip off at 7pmEST.

But I wouldn’t recommend it.  I wouldn’t recommend this song either, but YouTube, being the dicks they are, put it up on my Autoplay.

Better than “Jessie’s Girl” I guess, but only barely.

Yes, they popped “Jessie’s Girl” onto my YouTube Autoplay a few days ago.

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!

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No Theme

Whatever I stumble upon? It goes up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ05IWY_vM

Enjoy…

OK, enough of that.  My pants just got tighter.

And the ball’s about to drop in a few days.

No, I don’t mean….DAMMIT!!!!!!

At least the plumbing still works though.  AMIRITE BOYS????

Bring it on 2020.  You ain’t killt me yet.  Give it your best shot.

(LOL)

Happy New Year you sick sumbitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAxWtcfDUk

Don’t you dare laugh.  It’s a good song.

Love ya’s.

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