Only a few days left until we get to our “Year of Hindsight”.
2020.
Get it?
OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!!
(ok fine…never mind)
Anywhoooooo….
Thank youse to BrewChuggingDonnie and Señor Weaselo for sitting in for me the past two Fridays. The timing was good. Serendipity is a good thing sometimes.
But not always….
But for those of you who do not own a calendar, this is also your last Sexy Friday of the year. Last of the decade, even. So let’s make it a good one.
It’s a free for all this week. No themes. Just perrty girls bein’ perrty.
Beef Jerky Time!!!
Sweet & Hot.
Just like me.
(there’s plenty, you know)
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Sports To Get You Started Over 2Nite
NCAA FB Bowling
Already concluded by the time you read this, but not at the time of writing…
- Military Bowl – U*NC vs Temple – 12:00pmEST – TV: ESPN (U*NC -6.5, -225)
I’m just going to go ahead a presume Temple fucks this one up. That’s just how my life goes lately. I hate Mack Brown.
And you know you’re in a prestigious bowl when it kicks off at noon on a random Friday between Christmas and New Years.
What bowl is NC State in this year, you ask? NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!
/runs away crying
- Pinstripe Bowl – Wake Forest vs Michigan State – 3:20pmEST – TV: ESPN (Sparty -3.5, -180)
Before the line shifted late last night I got Wake +4.5 for a few sawbucks. Which I’ll probably regret. Wake Forest is like the Charlie Brown of the ACC Atlantic. They screw shit up for others but they rarely get over the hump.
Anywhooooo….
Bowl games still coming your way this evening:
- Tejas Bowl – (25)Okie State vs aTm – 6:45pmEST – TV:ESPN (Aggies -4.5, -185)
Do not touch that game.
But this one might be worth touching…
- Holiday Bowl – (22)USC vs (16)Iowa – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1 (Hawkeyes -2.5, -180)
I’m considering the USC ML if it moves a little more. Currently +120. up from +112 earlier. Still not enough margin there to take the risk. If it hits 135 before kickoff, I’m in.
- Cheez-It Bowl – Air Force vs Wazzou – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPN (AF -2.5, -135)
This should be called the “Who gives a damn Bowl” And Cheez-It is sponsoring a fucking bowl game now? What’s next year? The Cheetos Invitational?
But, I mean seriously. The line is odd, both teams suck.
I will not touch this one.
OK, so what else we got?
NBA
Already over before this goes up:
- Cleveland @ Boston – 4:00pmEST – NBATV (maybe you get a re-run later though)
Still on tap…
- Philly @ Orlando – 7:00pmEST – NBATV
- Phoenix @ Golden State – 10:30pm – NBATV
NHL
Holy crap there’s actually a game on nationally in the lower 48 on a Friday.
/sees it’s Minnesota @ ColorAdo
Gary Bettman, why do you tease me so?
- Minnesota @ ColorAdo – 8:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
(Caps and Columbus better damn well be on locally or Imma go have a talk with Bettman)
NCAA BB
They seem to be trying to be polite to the crappy bowl game coverage. Plus they’re probably not finished with their final exams yet. Allegedly.
None on real TV I can find.
However if you want to watch Coppin State @ Mt. Saint Mary’s or UMass-Lowell @ Loyola-Maryland, you could probably find them online. Both tip off at 7pmEST.
But I wouldn’t recommend it. I wouldn’t recommend this song either, but YouTube, being the dicks they are, put it up on my Autoplay.
Better than “Jessie’s Girl” I guess, but only barely.
Yes, they popped “Jessie’s Girl” onto my YouTube Autoplay a few days ago.
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!
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No Theme
Whatever I stumble upon? It goes up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ05IWY_vM
Enjoy…
OK, enough of that. My pants just got tighter.
And the ball’s about to drop in a few days.
No, I don’t mean….DAMMIT!!!!!!
At least the plumbing still works though. AMIRITE BOYS????
Bring it on 2020. You ain’t killt me yet. Give it your best shot.
(LOL)
Happy New Year you sick sumbitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAxWtcfDUk
Don’t you dare laugh. It’s a good song.
Love ya’s.
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Apparently Keri Russel is in the new Straw Wars movie, and apparently you can’t even see her butt.
that’ll do, Troi Boiz, that’ll do
That looks like a tasty wiener.
Remind me never to say that again plz.
If Air Force wins, they’ll be rewarded with a 10 year tour of an exotic, Middle Eastern Nation.
If Air Force loses, they’ll be punished with a 10 year tour of an exotic, Middle Eastern Nation.
and Jeebus will love them either way
just so long as they don’t catch teh gay
As we used to say in the fleet, before women were allowed on combatant ships:
“It’s not gay if you’re underway!”
Correct me if I’m wrong, military peeps/brats of DFO, but isn’t the Air Force the branch everyone makes fun of anyway?
I think every branch makes fun of every other branch to hide the pain. Except for the Marines.
yeah, just try making fun of the Marines. Holy cats, you will get so many new, interesting orifices.
Yeah, but the Navy still has the psycho-est murdering psychos.
https://www.wonkette.com/new-york-times-eddie-gallagher-platoon
My father was in the Army in Vietnam and had nothing but good things to say about the Air Force.
Oh, no, wait, I’m sorry, he had nothing good to say about the Air Force.
I grew up in the Air Force, served in the Navy, did Army ROTC for a couple semesters in college, drilled in the US Navy reserve as a Seabee (Seabees drill with Marines), and have worked for the Air Force Civil Engineer for 21 years. The Air Force is a bunch of pussies. Also, US Air Force Academy, and thus a great deal of the USAF, has been taken over by evangelical Christians. Google Mikey Weinstein, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_L._Weinstein
Can one sign up for this service? Asking FOAR a friend obvs.
My wife’ll do it for free: just tell her you think her sister made some solid points and that therefore you’re taking her side in the argument.
Look; I think Hippo wants to actually live through the ordeal.
Counterpoint: Hippo clearly does not care.
Yeah, maybe so; and if you are going to go out getting stabbed by Mrs. Horatio Cornblower would probably be fairly quick, and not at all uncommon.
Like I said…so glad I ain’t bet on Wazzu!
“She’s wet…..”
“Um, I don’t think you are grasping the concept.”
Spotted in NYC subway
My kid – who is IN COLLEGE – texted me all shocked that he was impeached, not understanding the difference between “impeached” and “convicted.”
We are soooooo fucked as a human race.
Organized crime sexy?
Should have bet this, can’t believe AF was favoured.
A River Runs Through It was a really excellent movie.
Sexy river.
Isn’t that ‘Legends of The Fall’?
Sexy legends.
Mr. Pitt DO pull of the Western look, regardless.
Srsly, I cannot get over this Cheez-Fries….errrrrr Cheez-It Bowl sponsorship.
(apologies to Andy Reid….no, there are no actual cheese fries)
Spam would be a sexy sponsor.
Sexier when locked up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS4IFyNqlqQ
Prepper sexy?
So a Fox news talking head cleavage woman got blocked by the bots; it said MAGA sexy?
I guess I can understand that.
computer shit = weird results with pic/gif comments sometimes. I just approved it.
I knew you secretly had a MAGA-on.
uttt ohhhhh
The dude Slovis is out
now USC has to go to Matt Fink!
might need him a new shoulder
nice on side kick!!!
TECHNICALLY safe for DFO.
Home shopping network sexy?
Depends on how much shipping is.
MAGA sexy?
It’s much worse for women usually, as the saying goes; never let crazy put the dick in you.
I’ve seen that look before.
That’s when you backup toward the closest exit. But you do NOT turn your back.
And no matter what, do not ever ask “Are you acting this way because of your period?”.
No, I never have. But I have a friend who did. Didn’t think he was surviving that night.
Another don’t say (male or female); Calm down!
Now that mistake I have made.
It usually won’t get you killed, but you better be ready to duck.
I find that “calm your tits” has a soothing effect second only to a Bill Cosby cocktail.
If you say it to fat guys it certainly does.
Sandy vag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08yNJNwIHrE
Playing peek-a-boo…….b
She’s got really big…..eyes.
Sexy missing finger.
Furrie to far?
No such thing
Okay, good point.
Sexy bowling.
Let’s get some more in tonight. For instance.
Mister sexy on the tricycle.
How many females are regulars on the site?
That Clay Helton decision just looks SMRTer and SMRTer
This band reminds me of The O.C., which was the greatest show ever, and that reminds me of Summer Roberts, who was the greatest TV babe ever.
Fight me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-yP7mb8UE
The OC was such a great show I moved here.
I mean like 40 years before the show but still.
And yeah the other thing you mentioned is fine too.
I watched only the lesbian story arc, and what I had to suffer through to get to the 45 seconds of good stuff…shudder.
You know about porn. right?
Why do you hate the troops
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Is “the troops” a nickname for her boobs?
Her army of crablice.
Fun fact, she did soft-core porn before her big break on legit TV, for lack of a better word.
Hot pink bra girl is definitely at attention!
You always were a whore for suspenders.
Stay away from my grandfather you sicko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7LBggDKEtM
Kedon Slovis looks good now, but it’s gonna be ugly when he’s deposed and gruesomely executed in the city square a few years from now.
Words cannot express how much I hate USC. Maybe it’s similar to how Hippo and tWBS feel about UNC. If so, I apologize for your pain earlier today.
Uh, I did? Honestly I can’t tell anymore.
SC feeling it on that drive.
now it 7-7
Goose Wizard
https://twitter.com/chanbanhi/status/1208160343198982144