Sexy Friday – 20241122

TGIF! Have to make this a shorty today what with not having power since Tuesday and none expected until Saturday. But that's a me problem, not a you problem, so we roll on! Survival - Personal Edition Let's flash back to college and open some beer bottles (or near-beer or not-beer, whatever)

Sexy Friday – 20241101

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween. Also a great weekend to take care of all that extra candy, or help relieve your local store of all its excess candy stocks. Survival - Personal Edition Let's go over some strategies for hiding sweat stains on your clothing. Look, we all sweat, but like

Sexy Friday – 20241025

TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater's World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of haterade, let's list some insults that could be lobbed on the field. You suck You

Sexy Friday – 20241018

TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver. Survival - Personal Edition This edition is very dire one. One I doubt any of us will ever encounter in our lives hopefully. HOWEVAH! This edition helps explain

Sexy Friday – 20241004

TGIF! Hopefully everyone's recovered from the adrenaline rush of last night's game. Gotta love the MLB playoffs! Survival - Personal Edition Let's make a cummerbund! This is if you forgot yours, don't own one, or somehow fouled yours up but the event requires one. Ascertain if you're at a white tie or

Sexy Friday – 20240927

TGIF! Unless you're in the path of Helene. Then hope you're staying safe by taking advantage of those free flights to Istanbul they seem to be handing out. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn some sword fighting. No, actual swords, like an epee or foil in fencing, weirdo. Ready Position At rest you

Sexy Friday – 20240920

TGIF! Please delete all posts and accounts you have on porn sites or porn forum sites. Just stay here and post normal stuff. Even though this a Sexy Friday, that doesn't make it off limits. Survival - Personal Edition Let's create a pit oven. That's right, a proper ground oven.  This is

Sexy Friday – 20240913

TGIF! Try not to eat any pets no matter where you are. Also, welcome back footy! Set those alarms and get your Peacock credentials ready. Survival - Personal Edition In today's edition, you've made some terrible life choices and are now near two cats. Not only that, but these two cats are