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blaxabbath - January 19, 2021January 18, 2021

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Did you all miss Wild Card Weekend Quotables? Yeah, that's right. I de-platformed the NFL for adding two unnecessary teams to the playoffs. You know what the NFL needs to do to make the game more interesting? Rip off that salary cap, let Elon buy the Chargers, and eliminate shoulder

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blaxabbath - January 8, 2021January 8, 2021

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Good run with Quotables this season, all. Between losing our main joke-butts (fans at games) and dealing with the mental anguish that is the present day, I'd like to come down from my ivory tower for a moment and just pay my sincerest gratitude and express the great levels of

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blaxabbath - January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

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Below please find your Week 17 Quotables submissions.

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blaxabbath - January 1, 2021January 1, 2021

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Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don't care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you're just gonna get clubbed

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blaxabbath - December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

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As of the publishing of this, I should be back-2-back fantasy football champion. So, I guess you could say 2020 has been alright. ::Checks that three-martini lunch tax break was included in Covid relief bill:: Yes, a good year indeed. Anyways, this is the penultimate Quotables of the 2020 regular season. So, if

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blaxabbath - December 25, 2020December 25, 2020

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Merry Christmas to all! No, that's an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers? Ugh -- just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I'll do

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blaxabbath - December 22, 2020December 22, 2020

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Dear DTZM, I owe you (1) word count. Love, Sebastian Blax PS - Below are your Week 15 Quotables submissions.  

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blaxabbath - December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

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This week's guest contributor is . What is the origin story? How is it you have come to arrive here? This is my memory. It may not match with yours. This community. I first met you as a lurker at KSK. Our queen. Always admired the writing. Being

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blaxabbath - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

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Everyone getting ready for some fantasy football playoff action this week? Me too! You know, I had an autodrafted squad and didn't even touch the roster until week 2 but I locked up a postseason spot last week actually and -- Anyways, I didn't catch a lick of football this weekend

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blaxabbath - December 11, 2020December 10, 2020

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Hallo und Guten Abend!  Dok Zymm here and I am much honored to introduce to you this week the results of  "Quotables" for lucky week 13!  I haven't written anything for the site in a while, and you may be wondering what I've been up to for the past couple

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blaxabbath - December 9, 2020December 9, 2020

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Week 13. Man, I like Week 13. Even if it brought us to dawn of the 14th week, we made it. First of all, I never expected the season to last this long so... ::pulls out samurai sword and admires blade:: ...kudos to Rodger Goodell, The Shield, the NFLPA, and the players/coaches for

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Duchess - December 4, 2020December 4, 2020

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[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell