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2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)
Has LemonJello eaten Spam’s heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC…
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2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
We missed the first couple weeks of the season but, hey, we aren’t being outlasted by Rudy Giuliani. Which is more than can be…
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To continue where I left off last week: this latest new wave of Thai opera simply wouldn’t exist without the efforts of the “big…
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Guttersnipe
I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…
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Guttersnipe
The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…
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2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)
My wife’s birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her…
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2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
Do you people know this place Crumbl? I see they are a national chain of overpriced cookie places. “Oh boy, here comes blaxabbath with…
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2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
I didn’t watch the game last night but I cannot tell you how pleased I was to see the results last night. I mean…
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2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)
An incredibly handsome writer sits in front of a computer, staring at the unfinished draft of a Quotables post. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: “Text needed”? What the…
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2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I’m not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all…