Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week.
Make me proud.
Look, I didn't feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don't feel like doing it today. Send me a meteor, a meteor, a meteor, or a Steel Reserve -- that's how MY week is going.
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Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose outside should have told you.
As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it's not. Blax chose the gifs for your enjoyment and for your submissions. I, on the other hand, am Balls and I am providing the wordy words while
Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I'm still hungover. So I'll grind out some judgmental results here but you're not getting my special brand of wittiness and insightful commentary this Friday.
(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.)
I know there's a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior of Philadelphians on Sunday.
And that hate is understandably valid. I think we've all been a little spoiled by dealing with Broncos fans and Seahawks "fans" in recent
One of my favorite things about the postseason is that this is when stars are made. I mean, say what you will about Blake Bortles, he's an NFL quarterback for a conference championship game participant.
What happened to Dak and Zeke since flaming out to an 0-1 playoff record in 2016?
I've not much to say that hasn't already been presented this week. Like many of you, I'm rooting for Jags v Vikings in the Super Bowl (and I expect the Vikings to just take directly to the streets if they win) but we all know it's going to be N*E
Nah, it's just the image. I don't actually have anything to say about the officials this postseason. I mean, nothing that hasn't been said already.
Personally, I think they should just get rid of replay -- with the exception of coach's challenges, scoring plays, turnovers, and inside two minutes (which I
Playoffs huh? I'm more of a Browns 0-16 Parade kind of guy myself.
Well, I'm not here to comment on the quality of the games, gamesmanship, or game day experience. Though I will admit that I did watch the Bills game to the extend that I turned it on, literally, one
Congrats to those of you who made it through another successful regular season. The fans -- the silent heroes of the NFL (except in Seattle where they are just so loud/throw fish) -- I don't think get enough credit for the mental anguish they experience every year. I mean, Browns
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is under the weather.
Anywhoo, you get me this week. As I mentioned in the New Year Open Thread, one of my New Year resolutions is to look
Photo Credit: NY Post
I'd make a "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit.
Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week's quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late