2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

Photo Credit: NY Post I'd make a "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit. Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week's quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late

2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results

Banner Image from Pinterest.  What? Screw you.  And yes, he is a big ol' meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all

Quotables Results – Week 14

As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week's Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding aside, everything is fine and me being picked to replace him as judge has absolutely nothing to do with me being circumcised though not Jewish.  Call me King