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2018 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - December 18, 2018December 18, 2018
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First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media. Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all deserve results from last week. I straight up forgot. I guess I was too busy WINNING fantasy while starting Josh Rosen! Nah - I'll get those together for

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2018 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - December 11, 2018December 11, 2018
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As I think was the theme in a rash of Hippo Thoughtz comments yesterday, I too get most of my NFL news from a strict diet of Hippoz, Quotables, and Twizzlers. Which, by the way, did you all know Mark Sanchez was on the Redskins? I do not understand why east

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2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Results)

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2018December 7, 2018
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So it turns out Blax has had a sinus infection this week and is still under the weather. Just call me a hunky fireman because I come to the rescue when needed. Here are your Week 13 results: /winks knowingly I do love me a fart joke!   See what happens when they hide meth

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2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - December 4, 2018December 4, 2018
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So it turns out I have a sinus infection. Also, these meds have me all loopy so please see below for your Week 13 action.  

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2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 30, 2018November 30, 2018
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Having spent last night counting on the Saints to expose Amari Cooper as a fraud and deflate the Cowboys' newfound confidence, I'm feeling less than overjoyed this morning.  I mean, sure, Cooper lost a fumble and dropped a pass, but both of those events were entirely without consequence as the

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2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - November 27, 2018November 27, 2018
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So Week 12, huh? Well, your injury report information is a novel available here. This isn't important to fired Jacksonville Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett though. Because, you see, he got fired. Oh, this reminds me -- I was listening to the Cardinals post-game radio show on Sunday (this is actually what

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2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

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blaxabbath - November 26, 2018November 26, 2018
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Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you to those of you who politely emailed me to let me know you sent me bitcoin. Your bribe reminder is reflected below. Oh, and Mr Hippo,

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2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - November 20, 2018November 26, 2018
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Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways -- that's more the currency around here.  That said, as we enter Thanksgiving football day I'd like to shamelessly plug my 2017 Football is Family post. Anyways, no hype here. Just get to it. Results are still going

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2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 16, 2018November 16, 2018
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Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We're all rooting for an acquittal, buddy! As I couldn't top anyone's performance was busy working on Tuesday, I didn't make any comments and can truly have no

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2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - November 13, 2018November 13, 2018
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Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly). Not that this should really matter for this weekly hit piece but I do try to spread around the attention. But when there’s about four really

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2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

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blaxabbath - November 9, 2018November 9, 2018
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Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don't play. If you don't play, you can't win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.  

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2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - November 6, 2018November 6, 2018
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Forgot I owed you these. Please see below.

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