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I'd make a "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit.
Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week's quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late
Let me start off this week by saying that there is no buttception gif. I saw it, I got it, but then I realized that, in the NFL, butt stuff is only funny when it's tragic. Maybe if the pass had hit the receiver in the derrière, knocking him to
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead.
Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all
I'm still sore about being tossed off results last week, even though Balls did a fine job.
This week though -- man. I don't have much to offer anyone. Selection was weak but, hey, if anyone is going to make lemonade out of lemons, it's all of you all.
All of you
As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week's Quotables submissions.
HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!
All kidding aside, everything is fine and me being picked to replace him as judge has absolutely nothing to do with me being circumcised though not Jewish. Call me King
Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we're hanging on the final threads of, "If Atlanta and Seattle lose out, then we've only gotta have 14 other scenarios play out and we're getting a wild card!" So, naturally, most fan energy is focused on the Roy
I'm not praising anyone anymore. Gold is just the new standard around here. Why? Because we got guys in here who love to caption. That's right, we're not here for the paychecks. We don't care about the pundits or your fantasy commenting league. You all thought we cared? We really
Looks like we're back to fan action this week. But since some people aren't watching the NFL anymore, you're gonna have to go to the SEC to see some real fans. Fortunately, snowflakes wear Zubaz too. I'd like to think the broadcasts return to focusing on fan engagement has something
Week 12 results are up. For those of you who do that type of thing, don't be all reading your press clippings because, much like when the NFL expands the playoffs to 37 teams and runs postseason games every night from Christmas til What-Used-To-Be-MLK-Day-Until-Trump-Changed-It-To-White-Americans-Day in mid-January, you've only got a
I'm rushing here because I'm early. Week 12 offered a true bounty of highlights/lowlights/sidelights and, without (a) bye week updated to fill this slot; (b) the need to wait for a Ravens/Texans MNF game to provide us with anymore NFL "action", Quotables is taking the Monday slot this week.
Results day is here! You all have a good Thanksgiving first though? Over 1,000 comments on yesterdays #content. I was good for five or ten myself so ass-slaps all around! Unless, of course, such a move would be uninvited on anyone, in which case those individuals get tiny American flags.
Hello. Long time no see. As we enter the home stretch of the 2017 season, highlights are getting harder to come by. In part because The Shield, no doubt in response to Jerruh's attacks on The Rog, us cracking down on highlights. A more obvious reason, however, is that the