I'd be critical of the NFL for a slate of really bad games this week...but I don't want to be accused of not supporting The TroopsTM. In all honesty, it was tough mining for decent gifs this week but you've all done a lot more with a lot less in
So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami's mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn't just feel completely lazy. And that's BEFORE the obligatory Jay Cutler jokes. They are a who team should seriously just end the season having only played 15 games.
Anyways, in Quotables news, got some
First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you will about parity and any given Sunday -- a quarter of the NFL is effectively noncompetitive. Thank goodness the Rams made some sweeping changes and the
So we're locking arms now? Good -- I didn't want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come 'both-sides' up Quotables every week. I mean, I guess that's the conceding the protest but, hey, it's not like a handful of millionaires would ever stand the chance against a couple dozen billionaires, right?
Lotta "showing unity" gifs this week but, really, how much can we make fun of that? But if you got one in the chamber for such displays of patriotism/terorrism (YRMV), I'm sure you can shoehorn it in.
But before we get to Quotables, here are your Power Rankings update:
Last week (Week
Your Week 2 Quotables below.
First, your Power Rankings Update:
Last week (Week 2):
Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF
This week (Week 3):
Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN
Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*'s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week's submittals.
Without further ado, let's get to it!
And the winners are......
Who said “the logo is lava?” - LemonJello
Talk about adding injury to insult. Of course the Jest can’t do anything in the
Lotta football action this weekend. Some results were expected (Browns lost), some were surprises (Alex Smith airing it out), and some were shocking but not at all surprising (Bears unable to convert from 1st and Goal to win). As a result, power rankings have been revised and your Week 2
It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I'm not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right?
No matter. We'll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.
Welcome to another season of Quotables. For those of you who are new to the site, it's really simple -- just try to be funnier than everyone else and then your caption wins the high praise of being recognized in the results post.
So, without further ado, see you
As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments. Eh, I got nothing. Take it away, winners!