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scotchnaut - October 31, 2021

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Put down your masks and put on your other ones. I'm dressing as a cynical mid-50's dude! To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Funny how playing against three of the league's worst defenses and getting rookie Pitts involved can turn one's stats and team fortunes around. Ryan's aDOT has been lifted from 4.9 (second last)

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scotchnaut - October 28, 2021

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Oh, we got ourselves a live one here don't we? I was reading that these two squadoos have the best combined record of all the games that have been played on Thursday. Too bad one team didn't bring many of its starters. Newsy Notes: -Stop me if you've heard this one before

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scotchnaut - October 25, 2021

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Did you catch that amazing one-hander by Danny Dimes? Probably the 2nd-best ever by a Giant-the only one better was Jason Seahorn snagging a prime Angie Harmon. Nobody gonna top that. Fallout: -Finally, some positive news out of Chi Town! Coach Nagy got himself the #NuAids. If he's not able to go

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scotchnaut - October 24, 2021October 24, 2021

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Wow, that upset was something else, huh? Who could have predicted the Giants doing that? Kidding! Cincy walking into Baltimore and hanging 41 on them was sweet. I have to think that Redshirt lost some precious bodily fluids shortly after the clock ran out. Probably after he checked the final

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scotchnaut - October 24, 2021October 24, 2021

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To The Games! Eagles/Raiders: Can Carr get to 340 yards and at least 2 TDs? That's been the benchmark for him in Raiders wins. Seems unsustainable for a player of his ability. As advertised, Hurts has no problem running (4 TDs last two games) but that passing thingy continues to elude him-he

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scotchnaut - October 24, 2021

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"Well, we don't have an early game in London this week but we do have a shitshow in New Jersey!" says the NFL marketing team. Let's have a look at that and other wares on offer during the first window. To The Games! TEAM/Packers: Let's see, a squadoo with a phenomenal front seven

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scotchnaut - October 21, 2021

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Welp, they're (espn, among others) calling it 'Bye-mageddon' which is silly, cute, contrived or a blend of all three, depending upon where you're coming from. I myself am facing off (eh?) against Spam in the Freezer Vodka league with the oh-so-rare Backup to the backup super stack of D'Ernest Johnson

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 18, 2021October 18, 2021

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Hey!  Put that down. As you know, your regular instructor Mr. Scotchnaut won't be able to... No, he doesn't have COVID.  He's got... NO.  He doesn't have a case of gonorrhea that he caught from a groupie in Florida, and no he is not using a phony COVID diagnosis to hide the gonorrhea

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scotchnaut - October 17, 2021October 17, 2021

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Yet another day of games almost done. And so am I. Seriously, my mind's a blank. To The Game! Seahawks/Steelers: -I've never been much of a Pittsburgh fan-I guess because they were just so dominant in the 70's. One player I did like though was not that guy from Detroit but a fella

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scotchnaut - October 17, 2021October 17, 2021

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I can almost see the finish line boys. There's but three tilts to choose from but if you like the footed ball they're all interesting in their own way. Just like your children. (if you have children, if you don't, family members work as well) To The Games! Cards/Browns: The Cards run D

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scotchnaut - October 17, 2021October 17, 2021

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To The Games! Packers/Bears: My kingdom for a competent qb! GB's secondary is quite generous and now Kevin King is down and out. You'd think that A-Rob will finally feast but he's wonky because the Bears passing game has produced all of 566 yards in five weeks. Davante has no such issues-he

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scotchnaut - October 17, 2021

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Well here we are again. The Shield has dropped a not-enticing matchup in our laps again. But let's try to be a Lasso about it, huh? Grab a coffee and let's go through this. To The Game! Fins/Jags: -I'm not sure who is the home team but this is somewhat familiar territory for