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Another Game? [wipes brow] Let’s Get This Done.
I finally know what a ’50’s housewife feels like having spent most of the day in the kitchen and scooting snackers the hell away.…
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Your Xmas Day Miracle Upset/Blowout. There Is No In-Between
That’s what the football gods sayeth in what passes for my brain. To The Game! Giants/Eagles: -Dallas dropped the ball yesterday but it doesn’t…
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Triple Header Monday? You Don’t Say! Here. We. Go.
Lot’s of cooking today but I might be able to escape here and look in. Can I get everyone fed and out the door…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Right now I’m probably trying to stifle a snide reply to a certain inanity that came out of the mouth of a certain in-law.…
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
A scant three games on offer. (we should be accustomed to this by now) One is a keeper, another is a stinker and the…
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Your Xmas Eve Morning Slate of NFL Football
These ramblings will be as skinny as the games on offer today because we’re opening presents, cooking stuff and then heading out to the…
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Your Saturday Night Open Thread With Bonus Football!
It just doesn’t seem right that Buffalo is in a position whereby they need to win out (and need a bit of help) to…
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Your AFC North Bash-Up Open Thread
Hey, you’re all busy doing that Xmas-y stuff and you need a break just so that you don’t wring some family member’s neck. Sit…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Can you believe it’s week 16 already? There’s only 48 more regular season games to play, friends. Tidbits: -Chase has been officially ruled out…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
So much going on, let’s head on over to… Fallout: -Birds Are People Too!: James Audubon would be pissed! The Niners have beaten the…
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