Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Wow, that upset was something else, huh? Who could have predicted the Giants doing that? Kidding! Cincy walking into Baltimore and hanging 41 on them was sweet. I have to think that Redshirt lost some precious bodily fluids shortly after the clock ran out. Probably after he checked the final score a few times to ensure he wasn’t the victim of some witchery. It’s cool to watch a young team on the rise.

I think the Giants taught us something today. The lesson is that that sometimes, just sometimes, an o-line held together with rags, feathers and used cat’s intestines can have a special day. Having a mobile qb move around in the pocket creates pressure on a defense, is a notion that OC Garrett seems to be grasping.

To The Game!

Colts/Niners:

-Jimmy G is back! And he’s being called a ‘bitch’ by Martellus Bennett. Where did that come from? Maybe it’s his league-low  aDOT of 6.9. I guess the proper nomenclature is ‘conservative’ or ‘risk averse’, and not that nasty word.

-The Colts 2-4 record doesn’t seem that great but they’ve won 2 of their last 3.

-One might place blame on the slow start on coach Frank “Too Cute” Reich and his underutilization of the only dynamic talent on the team. Despite injuries to the o-line, Jonathan Taylor has, with a proper workload, amassed 100+ yards from scrimmage and 5 TDs in the last three games.

-If you didn’t think that the Niners backfield was muddy enough JaMycal Hasty has been activated for this game. Perhaps with a bit of luck Jeff Wilson can return and vulture some scores from whoever the hell gets the start.

Get in there and get dirty!

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TheRevanchist

Holy shit, I can’t quit crying today. First when Brady went to see that kid at the sidelines that had survived cancer. And now this show had a kid born with a rare condition and how the fire department and a ton more volunteers donated time and money to get this kid a bathtub that could have hot water. A ramp for his wheelchair. A room where he can get medical treatment. I’m just a hot mess tonight. Too many feels.

Beerguyrob

You want to hate Brady, but then guys like him & John Cena show what they do with their spare time for charity.

yeah right

It’s totally fine to have emotions when somebody does good things. It’s actually cathartic and this is me… distantly tapping your shoulder and saying.. “We’re better people when we support each other.”

yeah right

If Indy wins TAJ has the pick-em pool right out.

Doktor Zymm

Dude just picked up his leg and hopped him backwards. More clarity than my job at least

litre_cola

Huzzah! Hail Gamblor!!!

Horatio Cornblower

LITRE-(looks around for flags)-DOWN!

Fronkenshteen

Looks like I’m picking up Trey Lance on waivers this week.

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Mr. Ayo

This tracks. I was about to drop him.

Fronkenshteen

Keep. And for reals: Pick up Jeff Wilson Jr. He’s gonna command this backfield all winter.

Mr. Ayo

DUDE! All my opponents post here. Ixnay on the eefray agentyay.

Doktor Zymm

Bullshit, he is on his toes, no heels down anywhere!

Horatio Cornblower

LITRE-DOWN!!

Horatio Cornblower

Maybe not. shit

litre_cola

How can Wentz fuck me again? I will channel my inner FF Brocky.

King Hippo

intentional grounding out of FG range on 3rd and 3?

Horatio Cornblower

Sure are some nice shots of a sky line where the game isn’t being played.

Doktor Zymm

Teh Coitus Tower! Huzzah! It is also raining there! Winchester Mystery House!/

yeah right

I did the Winchester Mystery House! It was a junior bowling tournament back in 1975 San Jose. They have staircases that lead to nowhere!

Which is a questionable decision.

Doktor Zymm

She was crazy yes, but good for her as far as controlling her inheritance and using it to further her madness. It shouldn’t only be dudes who get to fritter away money on weird shit

yeah right

My favorite is when they show the Hollywood sign from SoFi stadium.

For you tourists that think that stadium looks amazing and I’m going to get a hotel and walk to the game…

litre_cola

Not enough.

King Hippo

You need a late-game safety, which would ALSO give us a 2nd Scorinami at 25-18 (pretty sure I remember that coming up earlier today)

Horatio Cornblower

Indy +3.5 right?

So SF can score and win here, and you still hit.

Mr. Ayo

That should help.

Mr. Ayo

Nevermind. I’m sure Dakota Jeebus won’t fuck this up.

Fronkenshteen

YES! This is pretentious douchebag 80s metal. HOWEVAH, if you snap forward to 8:30, you’ll hear the guy I call the Clapton of heavy metal. Slowing down when everyone else was speeding up.

https://youtu.be/t7zk4as9kzA

Horatio Cornblower

“the Clapton of heavy metal”

Racist old guy with dismal views of vaccinations?

Fronkenshteen

Nah. Just a slow hand.

No triggar!

King Hippo

With all these chintsy little “behavioUr” rules, why don’t they make it a BLEERGH for QBs making that pissy little spike of the ball after a pre-snap penno?

Horatio Cornblower

Because most QBs are white?

King Hippo

right, so it can’t be THUG behavioUr

yeah right

I was told there would be a bomb cyclone.

Mr. Ayo

I’ll have you know that power has flickered here no less than 5 times today.

It’s real and it’s scary.

TheRevanchist

I just got a power flicker. At least I never have to drive in snow, though.

Fronkenshteen

Now you HAVE to throw to Taylor, right Clots? RIGHT!?!?

Horatio Cornblower

Ooh, that was a big play for Litre. They convert and that over money’s all but spent.

litre_cola

Ugggh I have the parlay of Humps+3.5 and the over. Now a FG ain’t enough. Fuck.

Horatio Cornblower

Double “ooh”

Fronkenshteen

DEEBO!!!!

King Hippo

Lookit Jeanine! You GO, grrrrllll

Horatio Cornblower

They’re giving Aikyuk all sorts of shit for not getting any activity, but I don’t think Jimmy G does anything other than look at Samuel and then immediately throw the ball to him.

Horatio Cornblower

Paid off there.

Doktor Zymm

Very efficient of Alaska to use the same video for TV commercials and the in-flight safety video (extended with seat belt instructions of course)

Brocky

NFL refs be like…

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Fronkenshteen

Us mute button folks are wondering what Aiyuk is getting so much screen time.

litre_cola

Hey Hippo, the BFIB are hiring a 35 year old to be manager?

King Hippo

YEP. And I am ok with it.

Fronkenshteen

cause it’s good

https://youtu.be/zpTXVP2LXq8

King Hippo

FUCK ME, glad I don’t need these Deebo points…

litre_cola

Bet won! Huzzah!

Sharkbait

Nice. I spent the weekend in New Hampshire and got crushed in betting.

litre_cola

Need over 41.5 now for another!

Mr. Ayo

Next week, I’m doing a parlay on all DFOers cumulatively winning their weekend bets.

(Hippo exluded of course)

litre_cola

I had a 10 day timeout after I tilted there a bit. SexsiMexi futbol has been very good to me this year. JV football, nawt so much.

King Hippo

oh that is a fine, and wise, codicil

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m currently feeling very aware of Bourdain’s admonishment not to eat seafood on Sunday/Monday or whatever.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah Right has Wentz starting against me in a tight FF game, and I just want to say I really appreciate SF’s dedication to just fucking trucking receivers when they get beat, leading to all sorts of penalty yards but no passing yards.

Mr. Ayo

Underthrown deep balls are the best offense.

Slippery or otherwise.

King Hippo

Al and Cris are right for once – the only thing you should do in these conditions is bait a DPI call deep

Beerguyrob

I feel seen.

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Fronkenshteen

BEE! GEE! ARE!

Fronkenshteen

If you haven’t yet, pick up Jeff Wilson Jr. off IR. He’s gonna command SF’s backfield when he comes off the PUP.

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna google “slippery balls” wish me luck

Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

I am intrigued how this changes your Facebook “suggested” feed…

Sharkbait

Wasn’t that Balls’ job to google obscure items in the comments?

Doktor Zymm

Okay, wellness >> porn! comment image

Horatio Cornblower

A friend of mine was looking for a bike rack for her car and googled “Dick’s” at work.

Friendly tip, you want “Dick’s Sporting Goods” for that. Yep, that one went to HR.