Welp, they’re (espn, among others) calling it ‘Bye-mageddon’ which is silly, cute, contrived or a blend of all three, depending upon where you’re coming from. I myself am facing off (eh?) against Spam in the Freezer Vodka league with the oh-so-rare Backup to the backup super stack of D’Ernest Johnson and Demetric Felton this fine evening. And I’ll be playing the Cleveland D as well because one must embrace the abyss when it calls your name. Goodness, looking over the fill-in options in that league is like looking out over a wind-swept desert of pulled hammies, broken hopes, small college has-been’s and coach’s looks of disappointment.
-Speaking of coaches and disappointment, Joe Judge, when asked about the team stated, “Fish stinks from the head down”. Now, on the surface you might think he was taking responsibility for his own job performance but I think it was a brilliant and subtle jab at owner John Mara.
-Oh hey, I just noticed that the Texans have their top three rb’s (Ingram, Johnson and Lindsay) all on expiring one year deals. At the moment they have the second overall pick in the 2022 draft but couldn’t possibly be stupid enough (cough Giants, cough) to draft an rb there, right?
-Deshaun trade talk has reared it’s head again and he’s going to the Fins again. I figger his agent/lazy sportsscribblers are trying to churn the waters.
To The Game!
Broncos/Browns:
-Colt McCoy is back under center. Uh, I mean Case Keenum gets the start tonight. I tend to get my floppy-armed perennial backups confused. With a bit of injury luck we could also see some Drew Lock as well because Teddy B. is not exactly completely fit. As it is, Cleveland has a bottom 5 passing game and the lifting of wr Landry from IR won’t make much of a difference.
-One unit that is making a difference out there is the Broncos special teams. They’ve given up a 102 yard kickoff Td, a 42 yard punt return and a blocked punt. They’ve also been flagged with the 3rd most penalties and have given up the 2nd most yards.
-It seems like some time ago that the Denver Icari were flying a bit too close to that 3-0 sun. As is their custom, they’ve crashed to the .500 earth.
-Let’s pray together that this doesn’t become a defensive slog that Hippo can fall asleep to by the end of the first half. I need them fantasy points.
Go tell your mother.
Goodnight, my peeps
THIS GUY ALEC BALDWIN I CALL HIM A MIAMI-DADE POLICE OFFICER BECAUSE HE JUST KILLED AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER AND THERE’S NO WAY IN A MILLION YEARS HE’LL GET CHARGED WITH ANY SORT OF CRIME.
For reference: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Miramar_shootout
No need to be so specific, pretty much any police officer can kill innocent bystanders and have nothing more to fear than paid leave
https://youtu.be/Tim_vibtiKc?t=134
So Alec Baldwin killed two people?
Definitely one. Another one was at least injured.
Apparently the cinematographer was killed, director injured.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/21/us/alec-baldwin-shooting-rust-movie.html
Brick is no doubt involved.
Has the Broncos run D been this bad all season? ANYWAY, Jim Brown approves of the Browns winning this with the backups’ backups having career days
With his track record, if I look away he’ll punch me in the face, right?
Probably not on camera?
Do you think the team gives Fangio a ride home or do they just leave him in Cleveland?
Denver’s run defense is horrific.
Injured someone else too. Could be 12-gauge blank, right in their faces with both barrels. Always treat a gun like it’s loaded, etc.
When the freakin’ NRA thinks you were too negligent with a firearm, you’ve lost the argument.
Some of the other old farts might remember this sort of thing – back home in West By God, when I was in the 7th grade, they had a big assembly where they gave us a lecture on safe hunting. Don’t shoot at what you can’t see, don’t point unless you want to shoot it, treat every gun as if it were loaded, etc. We all got this patch, and I guess someone else should have taken that class.
I didn’t watch this game but man is this embarrassing for the Donks
THESE DONKS I CALL THEM ONKS BECAUSE THE D IS SILENT.
Anyone got a good reason (besides jet lag) to NOT play Tua vs ATL this week? Is Wentz @ SF a better play?
Well, he sucks and he’s hurt. I’d play Wentz over him.
What Ayo said. Tua lost to Jacksonville last week and Wentz put up some decent numbers in his game.
And now, for something completely different:
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1451374093542957059
Okay, I know liberals are for stronger Gun Control, but I’m calling Entrapment on this!
Someone is either about to get very fired, or very arrested. Or both.
Jon-Eric Hexum, TV actor back in the stone age, killed himself like that. Pistol with a blank in it.
He didn’t kill the reincarnation of Brandon Lee, did he?
Vic Morrow.
“Shome things on my film shet don’t react well to bulletsh.”
Serious prop gun.
No one in the history of the world has ever packed only two Coors Lights.
I packed 1.5 Red Stripes once!
Back when I worked for the hockey team in Manchester one of our sponsors was Coors Light, and they always made sure we had to 30 racks in the office fridge for every home game. My boss and I were done with our duties after the 2nd period so we would go to our Boss’ office (SVP) and start crushing free beers.
That’s the only reason to drink something like Coors Light: A lot of beer in a little time.
That’s not even Terry’s briefcase.
Jim Brown does not approve of the punt
That’s not how you spell c…Oh, ‘punt’! Never mind
Also, Sexy Friday this week is gonna have options!
He is well groomed.
Early adopter of manscaping.
IN-COM-PLETE
But enough about Cam Newton’s studies at Auburn…
NAWT a catch.
Nice poker face by the WR, screaming at everyone to get the next play off.
You can see why #ThePauls Paul so many games up. They keep up with the cutesy bullshit, and Keenum’s ad libbing, when D’Ernest could have 300 rushing up the goddamned middle.
Browns are a few years away from having a Roulette wheel’s worth of QBs.
The Browns have definitely found the right way to utilize Case Keenum: Hand-offs, nothing but hand-offs.
The Ryan Finley Strategy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02D2T3wGCYg
Only because the idea of King Charles is too hideous to contemplate.
BRING BACK CROMWELL!!!
Someone more fun than him. Maybe Charles II.
When I saw that trailer for the movie “Ambulance” I thought, “That looks like a Michael Bay POS.” And I was right. If you wanna watch cops v. robbers in LA, watch “Heat”.
I remember seeing the trailer for “Bringing Out The Dead” and thinking it would be a movie that I would enjoy. As it turns out, it was not.
Whoever decided that they needed to remake ‘Emergency!’, but with Michael Bay, needs to be taken out and shot.
Cleveland rejoice and rise up
Jim Brown was indeed on of the greatest athletes of all time, but to get the complete picture of Jim you need to recognize is decent acting in films like ‘The Dirty Dozen’, as well as his dedication to throwing women out of windows if they disrespected him.
Furthermore, I…
Wait, what was that last part again?
He believed in equality between the genders and insisting women get out of the insides and enjoy fresh air?
He also was one of the first male celebs to pose nude. Pretty sure this pic cuts off before the no-no bits
but we’ve GOT BUSH!
It appears he did some manscaping, nothing drastic, just keeping it tidy
As long as no one edits the picture’s brightness and contrast maybe.
Huh, I didn’t know Walter Payton played QB for Tampa Bay.
Aw, the NFL Hall of Fame President, the guy who knocks on the doors of the players to tell them they made the Hall of Fame, is retiring. Now, I know he is probably a nice guy. I give him props for personally telling everybody they made it. Also, I know he doesn’t decide who makes the Hall of Fame and who doesn’t; that’s done by votes by several people.
However, he is the face of the Hall of Fame for players who made it. And there has been several years where Ken Riley waiting for nothing until he died unhonored and unrecognized, despite currently being #5 in Career Interceptions with numbers 1 and 8 are all in the Hall of Fame.
So as a NFL fan, I wish you a well deserved retirement.
As a Bengals fan however:
“The Daily Show” – Go F Yourself – YouTube
The NFL Hall of Fame is probably the worst run Hall of Fame in terms of how the elect people. Just an absolute sham.
So these Indonesian potato chips really manage to capture the spicy ramen noodle flavor, it’s brilliant
DONKS WOOF!!!
Run Keenum run
Allspice dram acquired! Cocktails being consumed.
Excellent!
Kumail Nanjiani took so many steroids for that role he changed the bone structure of his face, and then they stuck him in a suit that covers his entire body.
Fuckin’ nailed it! -Blair Walsh
This is supposed to be a reply to Scotchnaut’s comments about The Eternals.
I think the problem is that I’m not drunk.
Remedy that situation!
Pleased to announce that I am into the bourbon.
D’Opportunity
If he fumbles at the goal line I call getting to make the “D’oh!” comment.
[steps aside gracefully]
“Do you like swords cutting shiny rays of light in half? Maybe we could make a whole movie out of that.”
-ad for The Eternals
What flavor do you think Fant is?
toronja
Yup, team toronja.
Mango just pawn in the game of life.
So not that one.
Former Iowa Hawkeye, I’m gonna say corn.
https://youtu.be/N0268Le2mBA
That’s a hell of a play by Gordon.
I just put the game back on after playing Fortnite, and after looking at Bridgewater’s first half stats I think it’s time to go back to being called a n****r f****t by 9-year-olds.
very quietly: (although the 2nd half as started off well)
Sure you’re not playing against Gruden?
/Bruce Allen has slithered in the chat
Positive. The kids are winning.
[suspends mayoral campaign]
Hey, I didn’t know Horatio was 12. Can he legally be here?