INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host. The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.
PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?
BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.
PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]
FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]
CONNOR: [flinches]
PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.
FEMALE COMPANION: Guest? I ain’t no goddamned guest. I’m his fuckin’ wife!
PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes. We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets! Now it’s queens! Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.
MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?
PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show. You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request. According to a theme that you select.
MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]
PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?
BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have. I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”. That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.
PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!
MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males? You know, like that Tannehill bitch? The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…
BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…
MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that. I got just the thing to get us started. [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?
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This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea. MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAW3y5l6Dm4
Late inning double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZj07tGwB6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvEu6G-i_0
/slipping this under the door
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gvlhHJNppQg
The Commitments on Brock Osweiler
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2TsJHf3ic
Love these fucking guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVpyKxpsadg
Aw, this song reminds me of that guy in college that got caught forging his transcript when he tried to transfer and ended up murdering his parents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyM6VqRGwCY
For real, though: http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-appeals-court-denies-new-trial-for-convicted-2005aug10-story.html
Not relevant to thread but relevant nontheless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWoQW-b6Ph8
OOO! OOO! OOO! I’ve got one!
No! I’ve got two!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpYegSmJO2w
Dos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8q_gGLtkws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJjFL-E2Lk
/yes I always end up posting a Cracker song
That okay, Cracker rules.
Well this was an interesting find…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2EfB4x10A
Mother is a title, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJmiIekAZXQ
Kinda have plans for a “family business” theme in the future – mother, father, brother, sister…
Oh, like the presidency.
Yeah, that’s sort of how I was thinking of writing it up. No, I don’t know how I’d be tying it in with football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=uIwQnLd7Wbw
Take two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YCWabygmTg
Me and Mrs. Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81bgy94vdRI
Do you have a heroin addiction? Billy Paul got you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cHOc5t6yaE
please delete above post (and this one as well)
One of the best sitcoms of recent memory produced a great tune…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cHOc5t6yaE
LATE ROUND STEAL!
First time Pavorotti’s made the Request Line?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So_qEA1-HFA
I’ve been waiting on Caruso myself…
Here you go:
OOF!
What? No Night Ranger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
Scotchnaut’s MOTORIN WHAT’S HIS PRICE FOR FLIGHT?
Depends if I’m doin’ Spirit Airlines or Delta…
Youse guys are a buncha slackers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
wrong but right? video.
/off to take a shower
//father of 2 daughters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0sI1KDHsM
Trump likes the cut of your jib.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKHzTtr_lNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKL7vYfJ5Gg
/ducks rotten fruit
//stands up, takes rock to face
Meh, I thought it was funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbvkUZyCZ5s
OK, if the rest of you are just gonna leave these out there, I’ll do a foreign language totally contrived double shot…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHYDkvRB2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX8W4x2j_0s
Admittedly, this is the result of a random search on youtube. Never heard it, expect it to suck…but title sounds funny so let’s see….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmbShLd0jRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd0r2ehUFH4
Holy crap, almost forgot Morrissey’s giving notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMv9DUx8-ig
nice pull.
Shit…did I leave my webcam on while I was jer
Oh, you mean the song. Thanks.
Thurl Ravenscroft > Thurl Bailey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfquW-m_UdU
Olajuwon disagrees.
fav christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0_uUzs0Hw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qp80yiXQNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVtGLL9qXME
jebus, where’s the banhammer when you need it
/there is no mental bleach
/there is no mental bleach
My apologies for breaking the rules. I think this should atone for my sins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOe01gb3o0
No apology needed – I just try to make sure playlists don’t overlap too much with each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6akiGRcL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz8pM_ZbEh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQPCWp2A_Rk
Song sucks…video is just fine.
Interlude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwWmRiS3G0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg?t=37s
Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYExfw9lLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TkviHpvqWU
Good pull, and relevant since we’re all Russian now,