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Tag: Another fucking novel from Beerguyrob

“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

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Beerguyrob - August 28, 2025August 28, 2025
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Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I've decided the time has come for an intervention. No other kind of bankruptcy is like this one. Following the Falcons, now become the rapacious creditor, bleeds me of all self-sufficiency and

“There’s No Debate – It’s Good to Hate” – Your Thursday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 6, 2025February 6, 2025
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Welcome to Day 4 of [DFO] Hate Week, where the catharsis is in getting the bile out of the system & onto the page, to satisfy the incessant demand of the Content Overlords. I hope you're enjoying this year's special theme week. I've appreciated all the comments about the deep dives,

“Half-Price Tuesday = Double Value Hate” – Your Hate Week Tuesday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 4, 2025February 4, 2025
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Welcome back, everyone I hope you enjoyed yesterday's history lesson. Today we dive into some modern history most of us are old enough to have vague recollections of. If you’re talking the 80s, you have to go with these two. You can argue the case for a few others,   and I’ll give you

“Don’t Be Late – It’s Time For Hate!” – Your Hate Week Monday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 3, 2025February 3, 2025
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Hi everyone, It's your old pal Beerguy, here once again for our annual tribute to "Big Game Week"©®™, otherwise known 'round these parts as "[DFO] Hate Week". As per usual, we are going to tie Hate Week into the Open Threads, combining the Kommentists love of hate with their love of complaining.

“Gurg on this!”: Georgia at the Euros – A Tuesday Morning Euros Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 18, 2024June 15, 2024
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Georgia, home of Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. Oh… err… umm…I mean  “Georgia - where ‘Strength is in Unity’.” Needs more Pips. Hi everyone, it's me again. I thought I'd do the preview/Open Thread combo once more. I'm not here as frequently due to work, so I should help out where I can. SO, WHAT ARE

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 5, 2024February 5, 2024
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Hi everyone, Welcome to [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a topic be known. Now, for

“IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL….” – When Smackdown Comes to Town

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Beerguyrob - January 12, 2024January 12, 2024
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Hi everyone, It's your old pal Beerguy with another one of his tales of wonderment & whimsy. Now, it's no secret that I enjoy the professional graps. When I was a kid & my mom had to work on the weekend, my dad thought nothing of driving me across town and dumping

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

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Beerguyrob - May 10, 2023May 10, 2023
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Part 8: The Game Made April 26, 2023 - Englewood, CO As George Paton surveyed the Broncos draft landscape, he couldn't help but feel a perverse sense of relief at what to most would seem an untenable situation. It all started back in February, when a sense of desperation led Paton to mortgage

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

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Beerguyrob - May 3, 2023May 3, 2023
24

Part 7: A Knock At The Door Englewood, CO - December 27, 2022 The housekeeping was of a very frugal kind, but 5 & 12 will do that to an organization. A franchise that had been swift to remove all traces of the prior previous regime had worked double time to delete

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

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  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - April 26, 2023April 27, 2023
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Part 6: The Fellows of Delicacy and No Delicacy October 31, 2022 - Heathrow Airport, London, UK At least it was going to be a pleasant plane ride home, and he was able to get Mother those duty-free chocolates she loved so much. That was what Nathaniel Hackett was thinking as he settled

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