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Beerguyrob - August 4, 2016August 4, 2016
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Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets' preseason games. Pfft - wake me when he starts missing regular season games and I have to adjust my lineup. Darrelle Revis is open to moving to safety from corner if either injury

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Beerguyrob - August 3, 2016August 3, 2016
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[edited to add banner pic and CFL game info] NFL News: Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp. Leon Hall is getting interest from the Bengals and Giants, both of whom need additional help on the corner. Donovan McNabb would like you to know he

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