Your “Hump Day Brings Us Closer To FOOTBAW!” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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[edited to add banner pic and CFL game info]

NFL News:

  • Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.
  • Leon Hall is getting interest from the Bengals and Giants, both of whom need additional help on the corner.
  • Donovan McNabb would like you to know he has views on the current state of Eagles quarterbacking. VIEWS!
  • Joey Bosa & the Chargers – still not talking.
  • The Bennett brothers? Talking lots. Good stuff too.
    • My favourite?
      • Brock Osweiler
        • Michael: “I’ve got more sacks than he’s got touchdowns.”
        • Martellus: “I’ve caught more balls than he’s completed.”
  • Jordy Nelson says Jordy Nelson is doing fine. Why would you question Jordy Nelson about Jordy Nelson’s knee, asks Jordy Nelson.
  • The Dog Show
    • Good PUP: Darrelle Revis returned to limited practice
    • Bad PUP: Alshon Jeffrey & Danny Trevathan – day-to-day
  • Stolen from the next Crimebeat!
    • Brandon Browner – no charges for assaulting his girlfriend’s father
    • Demaryius Thomas – President Obama commuted the rest of his grandmother’s sentence for drug trafficking.
      • Barry O has now freed two generations of Thomas women in consecutive years. WILL THAT HELP HILLARY IN COLORADO?!

Special Cowboys Schadenfreude Update:

  • Ezekiel Elliot has a tender hammy, and will “miss some time”.
  • Kellen Moore has a broken ankle, and could miss a lot of time because they had to cut him open to fix it.
    • Here’s the money quote:
      • “It’s a devastating blow for Moore, who has overcome a lack of physical gifts to survive five seasons in the NFL.”
    • That’s just mean; he’s not Tebow, for fuck’s sake.
  • Thus, the Cowboys have decided – 24 hours after saying they had no interest – to kick the tires on Nick Foles. Wither Kyle Orton?!

Want to feel ill?


Even the Hall of Fame thinks little of the Jets.

The Brett Favre locker on display at the Hall prior to enshrinement weekend contains a Packers & Vikings jersey, but no sign of the one year he spent in the Meadowlands. I’d like to think Jenn Sterger took it as compensation.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics 2016:
    • Women’s soccer (U.S. vs. New Zealand) – 6:00 (NBCSN)
    • Women’s soccer (France vs. Colombia) – 9:00 (NBCSN)
  • MLB: Mets @ Yankees – 7:00 (ESPN)
  • International Champions Cup Soccer:
    • Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid – 7:30 (ESPN2)
    • AC Milan vs. Chelsea – 9:30 (ESPN2)
  • CFL: Hamilton @ Winnipeg – 8:30 (TSN)

Soccer seems to be the only event Rio 2016 is actually ready for. Make sure to read Balls’ fantastic travelogue about visiting Rio. Then, LET’S BET ON DEATHS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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I don’t particularly like the idea of amateur porn but I sometimes wonder who if any of my classmates or people I know have posted nudes to Gone Wild or some other sites. On the other hand, I’d just as soon appreciate our mutual privacy since I don’t go about sharing my porn or really any interests to those people because it’s none of their business.

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I really don’t care for almost everyone. I did have one friend/un-semi-requited love that has an extremely sexy photo shoot online. It is SFW. I will never show it to you guys though

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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I think we all just won.
Thank you for this.

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My roommate I mention hours ago was the real fan that introduced me to anything Johnny Cash. I have been waiting since then to listen to my favorite of his songs

Johnny Cash – Solitary Man

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Good one to close out on.
Night folks….
Usher – Burn

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/pigmentally challenged
//still wants to be Usher when he grows up

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Equal time I guess….
Beyonce – Naughty Girl

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Kisses Down Low
(yes, it means exactly what you think it means)

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Side by side (ok, it’ll probably post as top/bottom…giggity) comparison….
Beyonce or Kelly Rowlands.
If you say Beyonce, you’re wrong, btw….
http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/beyonce-gq-3.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/82a82465338ab4036af09f1de71de7fe/tumblr_mmb5y48MYz1r3kab1o1_1280.png

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http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=74540860

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I wasn’t arguing, just trying to fix a broken link. You should have gone with this one first though for Kelly

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Sadly, I only just stumbled on that one.
But yes, I fully agree.

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Ok, this one should work

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK, fine…let’s just say there’s not a wrong choice…..?
(kelly)

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Only Colorado, Nebraska, and New York seem reasonable.
http://www.fixr.com/blog/content/images/2015/03/cost-obsessions-map.png

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Oh, I missed Wyoming. Because it’s Wyoming.

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Jersey sounds fun.

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Our electricity costs aren’t all that bad, better than most. It is just we live in a freezer 6 months of the year so we need a working furnace

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Hello old friend. Came up in an unrelated search

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“Came up” did it?

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I’ve never seen a bad joke so brutally murdered.

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That was my goal

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I had The Shakes today for most of the day. Thankfully I got through it with ol’ work-related contempt and spite. Finding a quite and ventilated place helped the seething process, until achieving optimal resignation. For tomortow, the goal is quantitative: increase, from 2% to 17%, the amount of a fuck given to non-NFL matters.
Have a pleasant night, all.

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WBS distracted me. I had another Brazilian women but I had to go Rachel Bilson

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/731178/rachel-bilson-wonder-woman-o.gif

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Inorite?

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Fuck Gal Gadot

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If you insist….sure I’ll take one for the team.
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Alright, my body may not know what time zone I’m in, but my work calendar still says I have meetings first thing. Night, all.

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I so love not having a job or responsibilities, mostly.
http://i2.listal.com/image/1806446/600full-young-frankenstein-screenshot.jpg

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Damn you .jpeg extension.

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There it is.
Much grass. Unsurprised.

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Oops….my bad.
Much grass to MTWV.

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Great balance. That’s important.
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Pubic?
Oh no….wait, sorry.

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An oldie but a goodie. Been way too long since Rachel made an appearance up in here.
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I watched her episodes on Chuck the other day. I have no idea how I didn’t post this one for the 100th time then

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Isn’t this from The Rundown?

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I’m taking over a team in my buddy’s fantasy league this year…and it’s my first time in a keeper league. It’s also one where you start 2 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR and it’s PPR. I am so fucked.

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The Cousins/Flacco tag team is not your friend.

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I may live in DC, but it hasn’t infected my football loyalties/brain stem.

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LMFAO

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Great googly moogly.
/totally not going to go masturbate now

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Is it my 12 tabs open in a separate window with PDF’s of my transcript and the transfer eligibility of my credits and degree requirements and various to finish up my B.S. degree this fall slowing my viewing of the site to a crawl/broken or is the site just being a slow, inconsistent pain in the ass all night for everyone tonight?

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Oh, that worked in 2 seconds. Hi 5+ comments. (I got my associate degree and 3-ish years of work in the industry, which is too qualified or not qualified enough for every job)

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I think it has more to do with all of us being horny perverts and posting countless girlie gifs at the same time.

Bottom line, it’s not just you.

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So it’s also NOT not him?

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I remember her.

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Just finished my drive home from Dulles. WordPress was acting funny so I couldn’t reply after that first one post-landing.

Brick, I didn’t realize you were part of the SoCal DFO crew. Looks like I’ll be back out in LA later this month, but unclear if it will be a legit stay for a bit or another 40 hour work trip.

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BFC, I never realized you are a mid-atlantic’er.
Whereabouts if I may ask? Feel free to answer privately if you’d prefer.

I was born in B’more, grew up in the Ellicott City/Columbia area.
Will be coming up (phrasing) in the next month-ish more than likley.

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Fuck privacy.

I’m in DC itself, have been for over a decade now. Originally a Chicagoan, hence the Bears fandom.

Also, now I know you’ve never read the “About BFC” part of the posts I’ve written.

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Oh no, I so totally did.
/so totally didn’t probably
//alcohol and THC dull the memory

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I didn’t notice the creepy man/child in the background staring at her ass. Once you do you can never unsee it

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Close to NSFW.
Screw it……
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Oh hell. That might be in my backyard tomorrow.
Rednecks love that kinda shit.

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BRAZIL: THE PORTUGAL OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE

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and she has a Brazilian…….

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