2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3kp5BLF6Q The song doesn't have dance in the title, which made it a bitch and a half to figure out the actual title of the song. Two regions down (so half the first round), so here we go to the SHAN'KHOR region! Sorry all, GAMBLOR Regional results go out tomorrow if you

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoLhuRp5IjM The GAMBLOR Region ends its first round and it has been an adventure. You'll see what I mean in a couple days when the region results post. Also if you haven't seen it, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is a fantastic, bonkers, and fantastically bonkers movie. Rat Race which is

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkjSLrHlSMo Slowly it's gonna get weirder and weirder music-wise. Or at least I think it will. BUT THERE WILL BE NO ABBA! That's low-hanging fruit, so it's not happening. I can make no rules about other songs, being that I already pulled something out from Love Beach. That is not considered to

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBzFQQ7PCXk We continue in the GAMBLOR reason today, but since it's all been counted, here are the tallies from the first round of the BLEERGH Region: 1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely” beats 16. “THIS GUY JULIO JONES I CALL HIM DDT BECAUSE HE IS KILLING THE EAGLES” 26-6 9. “If Tampa Bay has any

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRLZci4FWI I have no idea why the hook  to this came into my head. But it did. Don't ask me questions why. Also I didn't actually finish listening to this. You probably shouldn't either. You're welcome. We're out of the BLEERGH region and onto the GAMBLOR! Which I'm pretty sure the arena

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MOKXm8x50 If I'm gonna have a new dancing song every day we're gonna be in trouble. There will be no ABBA, dammit. Also figuring out the word count, because I don't think the polls count and we have quotas to hit here, quotas that at this moment we're nowhere close to

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI Welcome back, and apparently we got bumped up to prime time, and not the updates or even worse, TruTV, suggested word counts be damned! We're onto Day 2 which means four quotes have punched their ticket to the second round. Due to writing this beforehand, I can't tell you who

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKX-cf_p90 Welcome to the opening day of the inaugural [DFO] Banner Tournament! We have a quartet of first-round matchups—the top half of the BLEERGH Region for those checking their brackets or—and I don't think we need to talk more about them, since we did already, so without further ado, let's officially