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Boots on the Ground! Barcelona 2! Antoni Gaudi’s Casa Batlló.

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yeah right - December 18, 2025December 18, 2025
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Welcome back to part two of our 3 part Barcelona and Beyond travelogue. The entire city of Barcelona is marked by the architecture of Antoni Gaudi. His signature is all over the entire cityscape in various forms. Building, parks, facades, hell as you saw last time he even did some of

Boots on the Ground! Barcelona – A Pictorial.

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yeah right - December 11, 2025December 11, 2025
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If you haven't traveled solo, you need to fix that.  There are so many kind and wonderful people in this world that embrace you for who you are.  Nothing like it.  So let's have some pictures then! Actually this will be a three part adventure and you can virtually travel along if you choose  The

Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread

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King Hippo - August 15, 2020August 15, 2020
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Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box's espanol channels?  Boy howdy, has you been missing some good Shempions Sheeeeit. The headline story (and the only non-awesome match) was the wheels of the Barca jalopy coming...all...the...way...OFF.  Think separation from the

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!

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Wakezilla - May 11, 2019May 11, 2019
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Good morning, It's Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a note. Wakezilla reads the note All the EPL games are on Sunday and not today? Well that's some bullshit. Way to let the Americans win, England. Seeing how the season

Your Saturday AM Lesser Footy Thread

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Wakezilla - April 13, 2019April 13, 2019
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Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . . *The screen goes all blurry and the sound of white noise can be heard. The camera is now clear and all you can see is a

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