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Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview

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Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You're one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I'm legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the hell is going on that I need to be checking Gemeni covering team previews, you can imagine that I'm not happy to be called in around

2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye

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The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team preview, you know that the afterthought that is the 2023 Arizona Cardinals exiting their bye at 3-10 and in a race for the worst record in

Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread

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This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed by the coach! Everyone wants to play heroball, keeping the ball to the last moment smfh. At least chip the defender with your butt, Christ! NFL NEWS From

From Worst to “Maybe they can pull off what the Browns are doing except with concentration camps in their state.”: A 2019 Arizona Cardinals Preview

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Short Two Sentence Preview: The Arizona Cardinals are a dysfunctional franchise without competent leadership in the front office and, naming it's third head coach and third starting quarterback in three season, it's clear that Mike Bidwill and Steve Keim are banking that a drunk broken clock with no hour hand

The Cardinals Way

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Can I just say something here? It may be a minority view around this place but surely not one that I feel won't be respected: I am much more entertained by the nonsense around the NFL than I am watching the actual games. Gimmie AB's holdout drama over analysis of when statistics

Arizona Cardinals Preview (2018)

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Alright, alright! So how is everyone doing today? My name Sil---bastian….Sebastian Blax and I am here today to continue [DFO]'s preview of all 32 NFL teams! Its early on in the series but we're off to a great start here including our annual treat of Fozz/BAL hate,, honest assessments about

Howdy Pardner

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INT. ARIZONA CARDINALS PRESS ROOM -- DRAFT CLASS INTRODUCTORY PRESS CONFERENCE   Josh Rosen: ...so, while I was a little emotional at the time, at the end of the day the draft is behind me. I’m excited to be in Arizona, to be a part of this organization, to be surrounded by such professionals,

War Room Conversations: Round 2

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INT. ARIZONA CARDINALS WAR ROOM – DRAFT DAY 2 The Cardinals' leadership is in conversation about what moves to make with the 15th selection of the NFL Draft's second round (47th overall).  Steve Wilks: Gentlemen, while I'm as pleased as anyone about our first round decision to move up and draft Josh

Free Agency: A Sales Pitch

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Steve Keim: Andrew! Andrew, welcome to Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix, Arizona! How are you doing? Bruce! Bruce! Come here! Bruce Arians: Oh I was just grabbing a cactus candy. Sorry about that. Keim: Bruce, I want you meet your next left tackle, Andrew Whitworth. Arians: Nice to meet you, Andy. Can I offer