Some Modest Proposals

Life as We Know It

blaxabbath - December 7, 2015December 7, 2015

Finally....FINALLY...it took 13 weeks but someone has finally been eliminated from playoff contention. That's right, the Cleveland Browns have been mathematically eliminated from the post season with their 37-3 home loss to the Bengals behind third-stringer-turned-default-starter Austin Hill, in the Battle of Ohio. At 2-10, the Browns are that little bit of truth

Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week

blaxabbath - November 25, 2015November 24, 2015

So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances brought positive press to the team early in the season but, by the time they took their Week 11 bye, the 2-8 Factory had all but punched

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - November 6, 2015November 6, 2015

Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don't actually know, as I didn't get a chance to watch - I was busy being a good son and picking up my parents from the airport after a three-week vacation to Australia. Regardless, was nice to

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - October 16, 2015October 15, 2015

So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to figure out who sucks worse, Aaron Rodgers gets to continue his reign of terror against a Chargers team that got gut-punched by Le'Veon Bell on Monday...

Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - October 2, 2015October 2, 2015

Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only the very tail end of - the Josh Scobee missed field goal and the overtime inanity of the Steelers' playcalling. So all in all, this has

In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football

The Maestro - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT'S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are fulfilled from now until the end of February! However, in the meantime until the pissed-off Patriots run roughshod tonight over a Steelers team missing key contributors in