Wakey, wakey, chucklefucks. I am reasonably burned out on Lesser Footy, but I did want to pat myself on the back (and fuck up my c-spine even worse) about this Shempions League DFO predicion: 2. Pick a Shock Result! King Hippo – Maccabi Haifa are going to beat somebody in the Holy Land – the
Tag: EPL
Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because FUCK YOU, the FA says. Three pointless streamers and Bees/Bonesaws (USA) in the 10:00 window. Hey, it passes the time. Spotlight Dance is Brighton/Spurs (12:30, NBC), which
The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)
Partially Lesser and Fully (Early) JV Thread
Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don't care, apart from this weekend's schedule being at least less fucked up (though note that "fashionable" Sky Six sides Chelski, Men Untied, and Filthy Redshite all get the weekend off after their European travels). Partial fuckery beats full fuckery. No
“European Hangover?” EPL and Early JV Thread
The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy's schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any international break). Perhaps this will cause a little heartburn for the European contestants, or we won't notice at all. Anyway, none of this is Thomas Tuchel, who
Prem Heating Up – Saturday Open Thread
Cracker Island Celebration! Lesser Footy Week teh Second
Man, I have been enjoying the fuck out of this new Gorillaz jam on SiriusXMU (and not just because of the hilarious title): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S03T47hapAc Back to bidness, NBC's "hostage taking FOAR Peacock" thankfully only lasted one week. We get a normal teevee slate, led off by Very Disappointing Everton away to assdick Slippy
