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Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes

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King Hippo - December 26, 2022December 25, 2022
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Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain't it? I watched all of yesterday's NFL trifecta, despite...not really liking any outcomes.  Because my fantasy team may be leaving oil like a motherfucker...but 2nd place pays out pretty good.  Maybe I would use the funds to make it to DFOcon

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King Hippo - August 21, 2021August 21, 2021
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Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties!  Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season. Anyway, NFL Network has three exhibition offerings for you proletarian viewers.  Jest at Bay of Green (4:30) is pretty interesting, if only for watching Robert Saleh on

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