DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025. Ok, a
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 26
Your “So Let Me Clear My Throat” Thursday Open Thread
Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don't have a regular Thursday night poster (is that joke out of bounds now that he's paralyzed?). So sometimes you get tehHippo, sometimes you get DonT, sometimes you get
Reflections on Insurrectionists–Your Thursday Not-So-Lighthearted Open Thread
What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #16
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over and THE SHIELD has just barely started
Historical Badasses: Saparmurat Niyazov
Modern-day politics doesn't feature many cults of personality anymore (though Lord knows that Supreme Leader Trump is trying his damnedest to make it happen in America...); outside of North Korea, which is probably the best-known example today, there's few countries left that are specifically designed to solely worship their leader






