Your “Super Tuesday!” Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 3, 2020March 3, 2020

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NFL Notes: The Chargers are cutting Travis Benjamin. In order to stay with the team last year, he agreed to a pay cut & a team void option for 2020. He responded by playing in only five games and caught only six passes for 30 yards. Two Monday Night Football rumours

Your “Stupid Is As Stupid Does” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 27, 2020February 27, 2020

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NFL News: Combine idiocy: The Bengals met with, and somehow didn't turn off, Joe Burrow on Wednesday. Partaking in the interview on the team's side were owner Mike Brown, head coach Zac Taylor, offensive coordinator Brian Callahan and others involved with the Bengals combine scouting. Nowhere does it ask his opinion

Your “‘Who Went Where?’ Ice Football Division” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 24, 2020February 24, 2020

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NFL Nuggets: Drew Brees' 20th season will make him the 20th player in NFL history to have hit that mark. Of the other 19, five have been quarterbacks: Tom Brady Brett Favre Earl Morrall Vinny Testaverde George Blanda The Bucs announced today they will be debuting new uniforms in April.

Your “What’s One More?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 20, 2020February 20, 2020

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NFL Notes: Everson Griffen voided the remaining years on his Vikings contract, thereby immediately entering free agency. He was able to do so because he hit some contract benchmarks for sack and percentage of snaps played. It frees up $13 million in cap space for the Vikings, but also allows

Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 6, 2020January 6, 2020

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This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn't disappointed with my New Year's plans. So when an offer showed up in my inbox from one of [DFO]'s inner circle, I leaped at the chance to meet

Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact that Drew Brees also eliminated another Charger from the record books. By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion

Your “Oh God – It Won’t Stop!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 19, 2019November 19, 2019

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I had to call in sick for school today. It's not that I can't keep anything down, it's that I can't keep anything in. Bear with me while I type this in a Tylenol haze. Plain rice for me! NFL Nuggets: Now ex-Dolphins RB Mark Walton was cut today after he

Your “They Don’t Come For The Innocent, As None Exist Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 5, 2019November 5, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: DeSean Jackson is done for the year, opting to get core muscle surgery to solve whatever's ailing him. According to Doug Pederson, what had been a small abdominal tear has turned into the muscle tearing completely off the bone. Also done for the year? Cam Newton, who has

Your “Oh Boy – The XFL Draft!”

Beerguyrob - October 15, 2019October 15, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: The NFL managed to accomplish the impossible last night & turned the Lions into pitiable victims. Trey Flowers is risking a fine by stating the obvious: "I didn't think hands to the chest was a penalty." Lions safety Tracy Walker was all out of fucks in his post-game presser:

Your “We Decide What You Watch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 9, 2019October 9, 2019

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NFL Noise: It's going to be pretty easy for the Patriots tomorrow night, now that the following players have been ruled out: Saquon Barkley (ankle), Sterling Shepard (concussion), Evan Engram (knee) and Wayne Gallman (concussion). The Giants are down to their third- and fourth-string running backs. At this point, the Giants

Your Tuesday Evening “What Do I Want To Watch?” Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 8, 2019October 8, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: Sam Darnold has been cleared to play this Sunday against the Cowboys. He was apparently all-but-ready to go against the Eagles, but an ultrasound showed an enlarged spleen, a side-effect of mono, apparently. GRONK ON FOX NOW! His first action will be this Thursday during the Thursday Night

Your “Obvious Point Is Obvious” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 2, 2019October 2, 2019

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Before I begin - a big shoutout to Horatio for helping work up ESPN blowhard Darren Rovell on the Twitter. https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1179243440820932609 https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1179247261181792257 That's good enmity. NFL News: Jon Gruden has opinions about the injustice of Vontaze Burfict's season-ending suspension: "I'm not happy about it -- at all. I don't want to say anything else,

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