2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results

Ball already across the line? Touchdown Seahawks!

Quotables

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys--I mean DFO writers--are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a laptop once, and after that, no one was issued a wifi-enabled device ever again. Quietly, nearly imperceptibly, YEAHRIGHT and SHOGUN MARCUS begin whispering to each other,

Iron Cook with Low Commander: Leftovers?! Scramble!

Recipes

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 9, 2017July 9, 2017

Good afternoon, denizens of debauchery. I am here to tickle your taste buds as our own Yeah Right enjoys a week off from being a mad kitchen scientist of epic proportions. This week, I am going to share with you the fine art of the ultimate lazy Sunday morning breakfast,

Iron Cook with Low Commander: Enhanced Fried Rice

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 12, 2017

Good afternoon, folks. Yeah Right was summoned to a pizza battle earlier this week and was unable to facilitate this edition of Sunday Gravy Iron Cook. What kind of foolish fool would you have to be to issue that challenge to our Patriarch of Pizza? I don't know, but I

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate

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Old School Zero - May 6, 2015

Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I've enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this past while. It's given me a new perspective on all the things that make my life and career special; namely, the absence of assaults on my persons

Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Old School Zero - April 29, 2015

(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals can be heard from a different room. Suddenly things go very quiet.) (DOOR FLIES OPEN) HOT WOMAN: (storming out of the room) Goddamnit, that'll fucking teach me to