Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 3)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 8, 2016April 7, 2016

The scene: Poolside at the motel in Key West, one week later. Old School Zero is in a recliner near the pool while Marc Trestmans Windowless Van floats in the pool on a giant inner tube. OSZ: I can't move. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: Dude, like, I can't feel my eyelids,

Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 1, 2016April 1, 2016

The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies open, and a large furry man lathered in suntan lotion and wearing a bright blue Speedo enters. Wolfman Rob: Hey, you must be my roomies!

Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 1)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 25, 2016March 24, 2016

The scene: Key West, Florida. Guys in swimsuits and gals in bikinis line the streets while Future Moose and Old School Zero drive down the road in OSZ's Prius. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is asleep in the back seat. Future Moose: See? What'd I tell you? Key West is the place to

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 26)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 18, 2016March 17, 2016

The scene: The basement of the creepy house where the Angry Girl Scout dwells. JJ Fozz, Lord Revisile, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Ballsofsteelandfury are chained to the wall while the Angry Girl Scout busies herself by drawing a pentagram and a variety of arcane symbols on the floor. JJ Fozz: Look, kid... Angry

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 11, 2016March 11, 2016

The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto's Brain is on the passenger side, strapped into a child's car seat. Otto's Brain: This is humiliating. Doktor Zymm: It ist zo you do not roll around

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 24)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 4, 2016March 3, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Clone Debbie Harry holding the troll doll that used to be the present-day body of Moose, marches Doktor Zymm back out to the main room to find Low Commander of the Super Soldiers watching TV with the DFOers. Low Commander of the Super Soldiers:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 26, 2016February 25, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Doktor Zymm is confronting Low Commander of the Super Soldiers about his mission from the future. Doktor Zymm: Zo, you have travelled back in time and you are looking for Mooze. Low Commander of the Super Soldiers: Well...yeah... He and the Empress had kind

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 19, 2016February 19, 2016

The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla's shoulder as the ape stocks up on bananas. Horatio Cornblower: Okay, you have all the bananas. Can we get the beer now? Moosemas Gorilla: Ook! Ook-ook. Horatio Cornblower: Right! Can't forget

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 12, 2016February 11, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta white disco suit, standing near the bar. Doktor Zymm (peaking out of her lab): Hello...? Vere ist everyone? Hmm... Doktor Zymm ducks back into her lab,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 20)

DFOing Good

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 5, 2016February 4, 2016

The scene: Las Vegas! Covalent Blonde is out on the Strip with Redshirt, Yeah Right and Pirate Sloth. Covalent Blonde: OK, we have to find those guys. Redshirt, you and Pirate Sloth hit the casinos on the south side, and Yeah Right and I will head north. Pirate Sloth: Arr. Redshirt:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 29, 2016January 28, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So...I mean, there's no football on? Redshirt: Nope. Yeah Right: No high school games? Maybe a classic college replay? Redshirt: Nope. Pirate Sloth (reading the TV listings in the newspaper):

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 22, 2016January 21, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose's head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van watch TV with Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower. Doktor Zymm: It vould be easier to do zis in my lab, you know. Future