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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld

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Senor Weaselo - August 31, 2018August 30, 2018
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It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!" And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a

Blabbing About Sports in the Underworld: Jets at the Bye

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Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2017November 20, 2017
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It's about 11 PM Sunday night, and a young-ish man in a suit is driving home. It was a fairly loud gig, so the car is silent, apart from his occasional thoughts to himself about life, the universe, and everything. Senor Weaselo: Hmm, so tomorrow I've got that show in the

Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview

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Senor Weaselo - August 29, 2017August 28, 2017
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Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8 …Sure. Let's go with that. In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

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The Maestro - December 11, 2015
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I've felt out of the loop on most sports things this week. I dunno why. Apparently the Vikes-Cards game was good last night? Regardless, I've got the weekend to get myself turned around and sufficiently intoxicated on both sports and alcohol, so hope is not lost for me. Hopefully your fantasy

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