Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley

Alex_Demote - April 24, 2023April 24, 2023

[chapter 1] [chapter 2] [chapter 3] [chapter 4] Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his daughter enjoying a game on her iPad, and his wife trying not to argue with a nurse. An oxygen mask sat snugly

Draft Week 🎉 – Monday Open Thread

Open Threads

Don T - April 25, 2022April 25, 2022

The NFL Draft is this Thursday, so there’s still a couple of days to abuse the brain with speculation and other mind wanks about your team being in position to select several difference makers who will be on the cheap for the next three seasons Hell yeah! Your team filling

Slight Emergence Into Reality – Saturday Open Thread

King Hippo - April 25, 2020April 24, 2020

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I actually turned on my teevee box these past two days, and boy howdy, did it feel weird. Actual sportsball content! Plus a veritable marathon to come this afternoon. This will certainly not heal our land, but I will take the brief interlude of distraction. What else goes on in our

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill

King Hippo - April 27, 2018April 26, 2018

Special April edition! With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator. And #ThePauls being #ThePauls. Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for that. So let's start with the losers of Round 1. Snap judgments, since we obviously ain't seen these cats play at the NFL level, and I'm still