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Your “When Does AAFL Season Start?” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 4, 2019February 4, 2019
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So, there is no news today, as the league basks in the warming glow of the positive vibes from yesterday's thrilling matchup. Let's take a look at some highlights: Fuck all y'all, Rams. You let the continent down. Oh, and do the fine folks in New Orleans - who believe that they

“Man, This F*#&!-ng Show” – A Walking Dead Recap

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Beerguyrob - November 28, 2016November 28, 2016
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Congratulations AMC, I think I might be done with this show. The pacing this season seems to follow games of chance. There have been only two episodes really on point; the rest seem to just be travelogues of places to visit in the zombie apocalypse. It's like someone got zombie Rick Steves and

Your “Let The Sports Comfort You” Tuesday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 22, 2016March 22, 2016
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It’s days like these that make sports such a great escape. In NFL news, as ballsofsteelandfury brought you earlier, the owners voted at the annual meeting today to: Ban all forms of chop block. I’m stunned how Tom Brady Robert Kraft let this pass. Keep the PAT at the 15 yard line. A “horse-collar tackle” has

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