The Unbearable Lightness of Peyton’s Speech

montythisseemsstrangetome - May 11, 2016May 11, 2016

So, I mentioned to some of you a couple months ago that I was going to a technology vendor conference in Las Vegas, at which the keynote speaker was none other than reigning Super Bowl Champion quarterback Peyton Manning. That conference is now, I am currently in Las Vegas, and

Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)

Game Preview

King Hippo - February 7, 2016

Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts...the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively "white hat" teams face off for the Lombardi, and it's the two teams I previewed way back in the dog days of summer. At the time, I predicted my Donks would make it to

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - November 6, 2015November 6, 2015

Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don't actually know, as I didn't get a chance to watch - I was busy being a good son and picking up my parents from the airport after a three-week vacation to Australia. Regardless, was nice to

Denver Broncos at the Bye – How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Wade Phillips

King Hippo - October 21, 2015October 20, 2015

In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d'ya like me now, bitch? Indeed. Throughout his coaching career, the schlubby "Son of Bum" has been oft, and somewhat unfairly, called "son of somethin' else" as each

2015 Denver Broncos aka “One Robot Neck Out of Warranty”

Team Previews

King Hippo - September 2, 2015September 2, 2015

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Badass original art by Make It Snow Being a kid, then teenaged Broncos fan in the 1980s/early 1990s was a rollercoaster ride, to put it mildly. The Drive and The Fumble provide about as much joy as one can possibly experience in a sports setting. Yeah, it was just at the