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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 18, 2022July 18, 2022
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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Vol. 2” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 14, 2022July 13, 2022
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Remember that old SNL sketch "Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal"? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain't exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Time for Random Thoughts with BFC

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 7, 2022July 6, 2022
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Remember that old SNL sketch "Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal"? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain't exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Little Drummer Boy challenge

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 9, 2020December 8, 2020
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Hey all, as some of you know, we do the "Little Drummer Boy" challenge each year.  It's really simple, if you hear the "Little Drummer Boy" song between Black Friday* ( Nov 27 at 12:01 AM in whatever time zone your in) and Christmas Eve ( Dec 24 at 12:01

Your “I Got Nothing” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 28, 2018November 28, 2018
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NFL News: The Bears have Mitch Trubisky listed as "questionable" for this Sunday. The working theory is that, given they are playing the Giants, they will let Chase Daniel play another week so the Truth Biscuit is ready for a run to the finish without anything nagging him going into

Your “Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday” Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 10, 2018January 10, 2018
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NFL News: Someone finally paid for the Seahawks missing the playoffs, and it's.........Darrell Bevell, offensive coordinator since 2011. Or, as Deadspin put it, Well, it's also now looking like Tom Cable (fired!) and Kris Richard ("pursuing other opportunities"!) are done with the Hawks as well. To reference a tweet WCS

Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 4, 2016August 4, 2016
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Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets' preseason games. Pfft - wake me when he starts missing regular season games and I have to adjust my lineup. Darrelle Revis is open to moving to safety from corner if either injury

Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 3, 2016June 3, 2016
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Look, there's no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose - 8:00; party at Covalent's! breakfast at Sunrisesunrise's! - and hoops resumes on Sunday. And, honestly, I'm kinda bankrupt on ideas today - intellectually, as well as

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