Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 13, 2017January 12, 2017

The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone's throw away from the highway. Future Clone Debbie Harry is striding down the road towards the clubhouse while PK, carrying three car batteries, struggles to keep up.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 6, 2017January 5, 2017

The scene: Doktor Zymm's car, where Future Moose is driving Zymm back to the DFO clubhouse from Wally's World of Waffles. Man in Plaid #2's head is riding on the dash. Future Moose: That was great! I can't believe Wally's still has the 36-inch waffle. Doktor Zymm: I can't believe you ate

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 30, 2016December 30, 2016

The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner, along with Covalent Blonde, Low Commander, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and Otto's Brain. Although Otto's Brain is actually on the table rather than at it, being

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 23, 2016December 22, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and the DFOers are partying hard. DTZM (at the bar): Hey, this is great! I'm glad everyone is getting a chance to unwind. WCS (also at the bar):

Week 16 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and This Year’s Night Before Christmas Story

Podcasts

Free Ballin' Football - December 22, 2016December 22, 2016

[soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/298989561" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /] [Free Ballin' Football Podcast Collective Editor's Note: I'd be derelict in my duties if I didn't give full credit to Josh for this ridiculously amazing storytime. He's a special one!] ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and across the NFL Not a creature was stirring, except for

DFO Bible Stories: The Christmas Story

DFO Bible Stories

montythisseemsstrangetome - December 22, 2016December 21, 2016

1When Mary was engaged to Joseph, but before they were married, an angel appeared to Mary and told her she would conceive a child. 2"How can this be," replied Mary, "for I do not know man." 3And the angel told Mary that she would conceive by the power of the Holy

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 60)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 16, 2016December 16, 2016

The scene: Doktor Zymm's laboratory, where she is finally completing her work on Future Moose. Zymm is wearing her super-sciencey microscopic glasses and inserting a thin screwdriver into his ear while he sits up, unmoving. Man in Plaid #2's head sits on her workbench. Man in Plaid #2's Head: OK,

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue

ballsofsteelandfury - December 11, 2016December 10, 2016

Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face. He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the sink. Although water is supposed to have no taste, this tasted delicious. Then he realized he could still taste her. He walked out of the suite's bathroom

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)

ballsofsteelandfury - December 10, 2016December 10, 2016

Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving his life. "Ben, don't do...whatever you plan on doing! Mike, I brought you back into the fold! Thanks to me, you got a bunch of money you

Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)

ballsofsteelandfury - December 10, 2016

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Author's Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight. I do apologize for letting this go for so long without it coming to an end (Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 9, 2016December 8, 2016

The scene: Doktor Zymm's laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working on the body of Man in Plaid #2, trying to extract one of the microscopic fusion cells that power his android form...without, say, dropping it and

NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story

ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2016December 7, 2016

The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let