Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 7, 2017April 7, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of... Look, I'm not gonna explain it all here. This is a big episode, and if you haven't been keeping up, all the chapters are here on DFO. Go ahead & catch up, and

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 75)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 31, 2017March 30, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death, in Chihuahua, Mexico, where our band of intrepid DFOers, with the help of a pair of valiant luchadores and, to a lesser extent Wolfman Rob, have over the last several episodes been fighting a trio of vampiric beauties, a horde of zombies, and now

“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 1)

Beerguyrob - March 29, 2017April 18, 2017

Ext. VIRGINIA MASON ATHLETIC CENTER (VMAC) - Renton, WA Ext. A third floor conference room. Two people sit at a large table. A plethora of coloured folders scatter the table about them. Pete Carroll: (on the telephone) ... and that's why I got invited to Mar-a-lago twice. He wanted to know how I

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 74)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 24, 2017March 24, 2017

The scene: The meeting room of the DFO clubhouse. Unsurprised is tied to a chair while Future Clone Debbie Harry sits at the head of the table in Darkest Timeline Zach Morris's super-special Prez chair. Future Clone Debbie Harry: OK, let's hear it again. Who am I prettier than? Unsurprised: Everybody. Can

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 73)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 17, 2017March 16, 2017

The scene: The Moosemobile, which is racing desperately towards the Castle of Death while a mad clown clings to the hood. Future Moose is driving, with Doktor Zymm riding shotgun, Man in Plaid #2's head in her lap. In the backseat are WCS and Pirate Sloth. Oh, and there's a sky-hole

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 72)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 10, 2017March 9, 2017

The scene: The In-N-Out across from the DFO clubhouse. PK is backing out of the store quickly, laden down with packages of cookies, potato chips, corn chips, doughnuts, several jars of frosting, a package of beef jerky, a small baked ham and a can of whip cream. PK (yelling back

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 71)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 3, 2017March 1, 2017

The scene: The twisted road which leads toward the Castle of Death, on which the Moosemobile currently sits. And on top of the Moosemobile are Future Moose and Doktor Zymm. Zymm is currently swinging Man in Plaid #2's head at the hordes of undead that surround the vehicle, and Moose

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 24, 2017February 23, 2017

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It's deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry: Unacceptable! This is totally unacceptable! I come back here to take my revenge, and everyone is gone? PK: Maybe they went out for some doughnuts. You know, I

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 17, 2017February 17, 2017

The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y'see, you've gotta know who to let through and who might be a clear and present danger to our country and the American way of life. Rookie: Yessir! But... Border

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 10, 2017February 8, 2017

The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde, Low Commander and Otto's Brain are in a cell, as are their newfound luchador friends Señor Weaselo and La Araña Discoteca, after having been captured by