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Europa League final day!

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litre_cola - January 30, 2025January 30, 2025
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Good day to you! It's the final day of The Europa League so let’s do the laziest preview possible preview of the final day. We have 36 teams all grouped together for 8 games in some random fashion and the top 24 move on to the next round where the

Your “What’s Old Is Still Old Even If It’s Made New” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 3, 2021June 3, 2021
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NFL Noise: The USFL is back, baby! They will return to play in the spring of 2022, and are hoping to bring back some of the old franchise names in cities where they played before. It will return as an eight-tm league (to start). A big difference this time is

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Beerguyrob - May 12, 2018May 12, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUxEcXe4RQs Fun fact: Celine Dion actually sang in the Eurovision contest in 1988, representing Switzerland - because you don't actually have to be from the country you are representing. You are singing a song from that country, so the song is from the country & the artist can be from wherever.

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