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Beerguyrob - October 18, 2016October 18, 2016
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NFL News: The Packers traded a conditional draft pick to the Chiefs in exchange for Knile Davis. Lacy's gimpy ankle means they need more help behind the line. Because what's clearly holding the Packers back right now is the running game. Having possibly borrowed something from the owner's private stash,

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Duchess - August 4, 2015August 4, 2015
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/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes "R U E" I CAN'T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!! Coming in first he is leading the poles and not just the ones where he finds his future wives. The man who has shown the easiest way to make $5 million

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