Your “Boots on the Ground 2: Australian Boogaloo” Tuesday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 12, 2023September 12, 2023

Rev is off tonight. I'm sure it's completely unrelated to last night's tilt featuring his wooly mammals and their LOLjob. That was worth any monkey paw tomfoolery, though. As you may have heard, A-A-Ron's achilles is indeed torn, meaning he is out for the whole season. I'll try and limit my

Your 2023-2024 Chicago Bears Preview

Team Previews

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 8, 2023September 8, 2023

Banner photo from here. 3 posts from me in one week? You're fucking welcome. What's that? You have a complaint? What do you mean the NFL season has already started and this preview is late? The Bears haven't started their season yet, have they? So then it isn't late. Suck it. Anyway,

Are You Ready For Some Football and Boots on the Ground?

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 7, 2023September 7, 2023

Picture originally from here, modified expertly by me Are you ready for some football? Want to be specific about which kind? Because I have been at a LOT of football games these past few weeks, none of them of the "gridiron" variety. And virtually every minute of it was fucking awesome.

Your “What’s Lying Around” Contentmine and Liver Filling Cocktail of Right Meow

OH WE GON DRANK

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 9, 2023August 9, 2023

It is HOT AS BALLS in DC right meow (and as a general rule). And like a genius, I biked back from getting a haircut, which makes me a sweaty mess. HOWEVA, it also means I earned a drink. And wouldn't you know it, I have a fully stocked bar

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 20, 2023July 20, 2023

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - July 7, 2023July 5, 2023

Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women's National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you've been sitting tight on "how many Inuit does it take to get a soccer ball into a net" jokes, well, today is your day. Also you're probably a lunatic. Nicknamed The Red

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 17” Tuesday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 20, 2023June 20, 2023

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Your AFL Beat and Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 15, 2023June 14, 2023

I know what you're thinking, but no, the AFL coverage will not end until you all are bought in on Aussie Footy or I die. Or I get lazy. Whichever comes first. This past week my GWS Giants showed they've still got fight left in this rebuilding season, Port throttled Western,

Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 1, 2023June 1, 2023

Good evening and Happy June. I'm writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our first date, and if I'm in the DFO clubhouse typing away instead of celebrating, something has gone horribly wrong. Speaking of things going horribly wrong, the reason

Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 25, 2023May 24, 2023

Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy? I guess you all can't get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL's Sir Doug Nicholls Round, and while you may recognize that term from Balls's previous writeups, I thought maybe tonight I could do an homage to BeerGuyRob and

Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 11, 2023May 11, 2023

Banner Photo from MST3K's twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working entertained on Mondays. Two Mondays ago, that installment centered around comedy movies and DAMN did the kommentariat step up to the plate and crush that grapefruit over

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - April 27, 2023April 27, 2023

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I'm writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I'm re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets and Packers decided that three days before the draft was the perfect time to pull the trigger on the Rodgers deal and fuck me over. So