Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #16

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 4, 2019November 4, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. The NFL season is a reality for 28 or so teams, so the

Tales from the Kicked

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks through the air, breaking through the darkness to reveal glimpses of prying eyes from fauna and who knows what else. On the front stoop, a slight

2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 8, 2019October 6, 2019

As I write this, the Bears have just finished choking away a game in London, like Theresa May but with none of the charm. They only had a lead at all due to a fantastic second half comeback, and then the last few drives were marred by incompetence and malfeasance,

What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 16, 2019July 14, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Request Line! Chili Relleno!

yeah right - July 7, 2019July 6, 2019

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Good morning DFO! Welcome, welcome. Good to have you back after a somewhat, let's say less than immaculate recipe last week. This week we've got real goddamn recipes and a shitload of photos to guide you along. We go back to our request line for this one, actually I think there were 2 folks

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 25, 2019June 22, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over and THE SHIELD has just barely started

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 21, 2019May 19, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #11

BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number 10

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 26, 2019March 24, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 8, 2019March 8, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the