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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Club Sandwich of the Gods!

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yeah right - June 12, 2022June 10, 2022
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Good morning DFO! Damn glad to see everyone. Hope everyone is having a bitchin' early summer. I'm just happy that the schools have let out for the summer. Hopefully this will be reflected in lighter traffic. There were certainly not too many good things that came out of the pandemic but God DAMN

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Again with the sandwiches? Again with the sandwiches!

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yeah right - April 25, 2021April 23, 2021
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Well hello! Mighty fine seeing you here this morning! Welp. I done did it! I got my second dose of the Moderna and I'm vaxxed the fuck up! It was even easier this time than before. I know some of you are curious as to the side effects and when/if you can expect

Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 15, 2016
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So apparently there's a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government.  Have at it.  Feel free to get sexy, if so compelled.  

Your Group C and Group D Matchday 3 Preview– Tuesday Morning Open Thread

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Wakezilla - June 21, 2016June 21, 2016
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Good morning everyone. Before I get started, I just found out that I have been invited to speak at a Refugee conference in Poland. That's pretty super! I can't wait to go over there and stuff myself with all those beefy Polish sausages. They look so delicious, I won't be able

This Week In Violence! Presents Yağlı Güreş

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The Maestro - April 29, 2016April 29, 2016
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Oil wrestling! We've probably all dreamed about witnessing this in a certain manner... at least perhaps in the manner suggested by B-comedies and gentlemen's magazines. And while this is perhaps fun, and most certainly entertaining for the heterosexual male demographic, in Turkey, oil wrestling is in fact a time-honoured tradition

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