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Your “Wearing White? They’re Not Virgins – They’re Whores!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 23, 2018January 23, 2018
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NFL News: Because they can't wear hoods instead of helmets, the Patriots will wear white during The Big Game™ 12 of the last 13 Super Bowl winners have worn white The Pats are 3-0 in white at the Super Bowl; 2-2 in blue. The Eagles are 0-2 in green. ESPN

Your “Man, I’m Dreading The Offseason” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 9, 2018January 9, 2018
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NFL News: Someone made the Grumble Lord mad by asking about the ESPN piece on the alleged dissention in Cheattown. Funnier still, they asked if he was considering the vacant Giants position. He responded by saying he was absolutely coaching the Patriots in 2018. There aren't enough available moms in

Your “What – Nothing’s On Again?! Where’s “The Longest Day”?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 6, 2017June 6, 2017
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NFL News: Proving you can move a team but the misery still follows, Chargers rookie Mike Williams is out of remaining OTAs with a herniated disc. Jamaal Charles hopes to be the #1 back in Denver in 2017. "When I left Kansas City, I was still at the top. It was

Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 20, 2017February 20, 2017
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Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to myself & the others in this circumstance. I was all set to go back to doing a preview of NFL News, and then I saw this: I know

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