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Beerguyrob - August 24, 2017August 24, 2017
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NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday's Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins older brothers Hawkins & Rivers in the Romo playpen. I'm guessing the name is a tribute to JERRAL, and an unsilent thank-you for the bonus money

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale. Slow cooked brisket, latkes and applesauce. Oy vey!

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laserguru - September 6, 2015
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Howdy everyone and happy last weekend without football for many, many months. Shit yes! It is on this note that I have decided that today's Sunday Gravy will be the last official Sunday Gravy until the Sunday before the Super Bowl. Now now, stop with the tears and the rending of

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