A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Indie Band Names

The Pud Tuggers

She Gets Hungry

Reverting To Savagery

The Toilet Protocols

Nearly Naked Men

Easy Panda

Implied Wang

Into My Flower Shop

[Simpsons Reference]

Spicy Korean Style

Flaming Wreckage

Pretty Men Being Bros

Any And All Banalities

She Gets Hungry

In Alleyways

This Righteous Bastard

Torch Ablaze

Dead Poodle

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Covalent Blonde

Waiting for Netflix

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This really should be a recurring feature. Not necessarily weekly, just as needed. Like booze.

Horatio Cornblower

Alcohol Helps would also be a great band name.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If you need me I’ll be making flyers to recruit new members of a classic rock cover band I’ll call Booze As Needed

montythisseemsstrangetome

If there’s not a band out there called Big Dumb Sex Idiot, then our culture has failed us.

laserguru

Spicy Korean Style is also my favorite type of massage.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Spicy Korean Style might include Dead Poodle.

Cuntler

Exploded hand works well too.

/hey, how’s it going?

laserguru

What’s happening?

How is the progress/therapy going?

Cuntler

Gimpy, but good. Totally over did it in Chicago. Don’t know how the pt lady feels about it. She is a stone faced killer.

laserguru

She’s probably going to put you in the “elite seat” because of this. Then she will roll out the IT band and break apart the scar tissue with deep tissue massage.

You have permission to drink.
Those PT people are as bad as dentists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

Cuntler

I was told that I am recovering well but am overdoing it. Pain hasn’t been bad. I stay in shape, so that helps but makes me antsy as fuck.

laserguru

That’s one of the hardest parts. You can’t rush no matter how hard your mentality says you can. I’ve totally fucked up my kinesiology by getting out there too fast and messing up my sciatic nerve in the process.

Shit takes time.

We ain’t in high school no more no matter how hard our brain convinces us otherwise.

You can do this.

I’m 5 months in and I’m almost all the way back.
Still impatient as fuck though.

Cuntler

No, I’m good. Just impatient. Alcohol helps!

laserguru

This is outstanding.

I may steal your/my own idea and name the band This Righteous Bastard.

Up until now it was going to be Aunt Margarite or if we stared playing more punk I was going to go with Pigeon Fister.

I nominate this for a regular feature.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

She REALLY hungry, apparently.

ballsofsteelandfury

You said She Gets Hungry twice.

I like She Gets Hungry!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She Gets Hungry is totally derivative of She Gets Hungry.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But seriously you should send this list to Jimmy Kimmel for his “Lie Witness News” segment. “In Alleyways” or “Reverting to Savagery” or “Easy Panda” totally sound like bands that would have played Coachella.

ballsofsteelandfury

I know a girl that would, in a way similar to today’s earlier post, identify as Easy Panda.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I like to think that She Gets Hungry is an homage to She Gets Hungry.

Old School Zero

ABC abc

King Hippo

Shoot that poison arrow!