The Pud Tuggers
She Gets Hungry
Reverting To Savagery
The Toilet Protocols
Nearly Naked Men
Easy Panda
Implied Wang
Into My Flower Shop
[Simpsons Reference]
Spicy Korean Style
Flaming Wreckage
Pretty Men Being Bros
Any And All Banalities
She Gets Hungry
In Alleyways
This Righteous Bastard
Torch Ablaze
Dead Poodle
Waiting for Netflix
This really should be a recurring feature. Not necessarily weekly, just as needed. Like booze.
Alcohol Helps would also be a great band name.
If you need me I’ll be making flyers to recruit new members of a classic rock cover band I’ll call Booze As Needed
If there’s not a band out there called Big Dumb Sex Idiot, then our culture has failed us.
Spicy Korean Style is also my favorite type of massage.
Spicy Korean Style might include Dead Poodle.
Exploded hand works well too.
/hey, how’s it going?
What’s happening?
How is the progress/therapy going?
Gimpy, but good. Totally over did it in Chicago. Don’t know how the pt lady feels about it. She is a stone faced killer.
She’s probably going to put you in the “elite seat” because of this. Then she will roll out the IT band and break apart the scar tissue with deep tissue massage.
You have permission to drink.
Those PT people are as bad as dentists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
I was told that I am recovering well but am overdoing it. Pain hasn’t been bad. I stay in shape, so that helps but makes me antsy as fuck.
That’s one of the hardest parts. You can’t rush no matter how hard your mentality says you can. I’ve totally fucked up my kinesiology by getting out there too fast and messing up my sciatic nerve in the process.
Shit takes time.
We ain’t in high school no more no matter how hard our brain convinces us otherwise.
You can do this.
I’m 5 months in and I’m almost all the way back.
Still impatient as fuck though.
No, I’m good. Just impatient. Alcohol helps!
This is outstanding.
I may steal your/my own idea and name the band This Righteous Bastard.
Up until now it was going to be Aunt Margarite or if we stared playing more punk I was going to go with Pigeon Fister.
I nominate this for a regular feature.
She REALLY hungry, apparently.
She definitely identifies as hungry, and we all need to stop fat-shaming her.
You said She Gets Hungry twice.
I like She Gets Hungry!
She Gets Hungry is totally derivative of She Gets Hungry.
But seriously you should send this list to Jimmy Kimmel for his “Lie Witness News” segment. “In Alleyways” or “Reverting to Savagery” or “Easy Panda” totally sound like bands that would have played Coachella.
I know a girl that would, in a way similar to today’s earlier post, identify as Easy Panda.
I like to think that She Gets Hungry is an homage to She Gets Hungry.
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Shoot that poison arrow!