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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So there is a t-shirt for women directed towards me. I feel special.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/e70cd7eba0a7237a5432febe9f0ae51c/tumblr_npjzvgN8iT1qzk8duo1_1280.jpg

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Martin

Kelly Brook has great assets besides her boobs.

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Horatio Cornblower

Those heels…

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Martin

Fuck. It’s so easy to fall down the well and want to post EVERYTHING in response to a Moose comment.

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………….

I know.

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Martin

Right now, next week is looking like a toss-up between Alexandra Daddario and a fuckton of Emily Blunt gifs.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxouh2czmM1r325njo2_500.gif

If a single finger is the universal sign for ‘come here’, what’s two fingers?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Does it mean “I know where your G-spot is.”?

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Martin

I would like to think so.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.

I am not sure, but when I was in England I got the feeling it was similar to ‘dismissive wanking motion’ only somewhat more polite.

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Martin

Dear Moose,
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is that Anne?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like this version quite a bit more than Miley’s.

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Martin

It’s also important to know how to defend against knife attacks.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/19c9ce6a64c3ed05bbc62ca43a83d9e5/tumblr_mqwzn9xsoo1sbitb2o1_400.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

With her role in TD she could turn me into a Cure fan.

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NATO Pats Fan

Is this thing on? Hooray, Sexy Friday is back!

/taps microphone, deafening feedback squeal

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just a bit behind…

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Martin

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I’m half crazy,
All for the love of you!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just back from the bars. Showed a friend how dc has changed in the two years he’d been away. What did I miss in the hours I was away from DFO?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Anne thinks “Yeah, I’m comfortable in my sexuality, a married heterosexual woman, an actor, I just have some laughs and do this bit. It might even be fun.”

Anne doing bit [SPLOOOSH] “GOD DAMN IT.”

http://38.media.tumblr.com/dad1bc869a007f5cb691f140a55ca4c5/tumblr_npnmd8qfDo1ssel0ao2_250.gif

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Horatio Cornblower

Really, who could cast a stone?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So you are making a porn and the male actors are M.I.A.; so you go to the I.T. guy?!?!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3d2a146ac1eaf877f9eee234420b1e2a/tumblr_nr6e70hODx1rbg1p9o1_400.gif

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laserguru

Alright kids! Everyone have their water and snacks? It’s going to be a long ride before we get there.

Does anyone need to pee?

Bullshit! At least two of you need to pee.

I’m not stopping for 188 miles. Better clinch that bladder.

Where’s Beth Ann?

“Beth Ann pooped her shoe!”

“Oh goddamnit. Davey get your cousin James!”

“Somebody get that poop off her shoe!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5nEeHGWi6o

I will NEVER drive these kids to Texas again!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/5dde2a1c9140470381aff10158d863f7/tumblr_nqeoj2T64L1uv0xido1_400.gif

Are you calling me that? Asking for some? Watching Goldfinger?

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deadlydeadlyhawk

Any Friday without Johnny Sugar is sexy. Welcome back dinguses!!!

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Wakezilla

This is like an open thread, so here’s Michael Sam’s first ever play as a pro. He finished with 0 tackles and didn’t play very well in limited action.

http://www.tsn.ca/cfl/video/cfl-in-game-sam-s-first-cfl-play~674741

And here’s a .gif to stay on topic:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cuN7Cq-EAug/T4XU33WWeiI/AAAAAAAAAg8/YCrope_-mcM/s400/hot-****-girl-gif-041112.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

ALL HAIL HYPNO-PINKY

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I take it I missed the CFL rivebrog?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, peeps; here is tonight’s:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/12314/59772/

Some of the rating are not that high, but think it is dericious ….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Higher rated here;

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/dry-dock-seven-seas-double-ipa/110652/

At 9.0% I am one handsome and funny mother fucker.

*Just looked at checking balance; not rich.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would enjoy buying Ms. Lilly a nice cup of coffee.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/54113e89faa3e8aecc3dd48e73c39b7c/tumblr_nr48rd8wgw1uqwtn9o1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I fucking hate Tom Cruise, but she got me through the movie.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3396e9185a95f753b40fe54223152b5e/tumblr_no105goXRS1u9tvzco1_500.gif

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I was semi-neutral (not a fan, but I’d watch one of his movies) until I watched Going Clear.

Just…ick.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I have a strict no-Tom Cruise movie policy. Can’t stand him.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is a fucking good policy; every thing I’ve seen him in I was always how many thousands of actor could be doing a better job with this role.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Movies that we didn’t like but that had great sound traks?

King Kong (1976).

The writing, acting, directing were, well, not that great. But holy shit Jessica Lange ~ was an aesthetic wonder in the movie.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/7ceeb989417c351deb02e289e75ed92f/tumblr_ndbo8d8lB01rj28rmo1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That reminds me, I’ve still got to do that post on the Andy Sidaris movies…

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ballsofsteelandfury

You are truly The Man.

/leaves DFO for a few hours.
//who am I kidding? Minutes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I know she’s a porn star, but her damn smile, build, look, movement style; I’m attributing things that may not really be there, but she is just……

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, I hear ya! Agreed.

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Martin

I’ll see your commie Muslim Russian Irina Shayk and raise you a good old-fashioned American woman, Jaimie Alexander:

imgur.com/Y3L39rZ (NSFW)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes! I think we posted that before at THE OTHER place. That is fucking fantastic. How intentional do you think? My theory is that she wanted to show some tail, but not the whole cat.

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Martin

I’m really not sure, but I’m glad she wore that dress. I also appreciate that she shaved.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry, but I still love the “Yeah, she’s just my roommate!” joke.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/07888d7dd562bb8697cabb4fc81a4792/tumblr_nskupgBUi01urggopo1_500.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

Butt she is!

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makeitsnowondem

So for those not yet aware, I plan to run some Hall of Fame Game pre-programming on Twitter Sunday; a livetweet of a game of (the surprisingly deep, gameplay-wise) Oregon Trail 5th Edition. I did this once before and the three people who read it had a blast. I think it’ll be better with some audience participation, though, so I hope many of you will choose to politely tolerate it for a few hours.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just scanned back through the comments; great fucking job peeps!!

Also; Balls, if you can actually smell your avatar you must have spilled milk or orange juice on it.

http://stigmartyr762.tumblr.com/post/123764763934

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ballsofsteelandfury

Something….

Damn, that is a really nice gif there!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d like to thank the unpaid (unless you count aaalll the free butt seks) for all this; to me the Sexy Friday/open thread is one of the best things ever. Cooking drinking and posting…. occasional “Sure, honey, yeah, but I’ll get to it tomorrow.”*

*people thinks it’s weird talking to your dog like that.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Unless the dog starts talking back, I wouldn’t worry about it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Uht oh.

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Martin

Sofia Vergara running without a bra on.

http://gfycat.com/SinglePlushGrackle

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dude; that’s fucking dangerous.

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WCS

She purty.

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makeitsnowondem

hey OSZ I’m in ur deschutez, drinkin ur fresh squeezd

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Old School Zero

You betta not be in town without telling me.

That’s done tasty beer doe

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makeitsnowondem

Nah, I’m still in Austin. The IPA is so fresh I might as well be in Oregon though. Love this beer so much.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

OK, 156 comments and the site still loads. I may sleep tonight after all.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

DTZM sleeps.

Site crashes & burns due to Moose uploading over 2300 gifs in a three-hour period, taking the entire WP site with it.

The rest of us run for the hills before DTZM wakes up.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

/Shaking fist and squinting at Beef Mo

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Sure, blame the messenger!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, the reply thing is happening again; my latest perversions are……….. down below.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d3aff3b071afeeca93d1e04b526b1f77/tumblr_nqonzt4TsD1rctzuio1_1280.jpg

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

BALLS

Your Haley pic is done.

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ballsofsteelandfury

She is lovely!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

That was just to get your attention, boyo. Where do you want your Haley pic to go to?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Thanks! I put the address in your original comment lower in the thread. Thanks for doing it!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Got it, sent it, lemme know if it’s A-OK.

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ballsofsteelandfury

OMG, that is Perfect! Thanks so much!

If you’re ever in LA, beer on me.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

No problem!

But I refuse to pour beer on you. That’s just…weird.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

That wuz back in them good ol’ days, before libruls made cigarettes give you cancer.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Back in the old days my dad’s doctor was a two to three pack of camel straights; guess what he died of. Good doctor though, he and my dad would go have a smoke; that part is still a good memory.

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