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El Cunado

So is this working? Do I exist again?

Old School Zero
El Cunado

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Parting shot, for real this time:

Thanks to a more than competent cover by the band at Ophelia’s, this is in my head and may never come out:

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

A bit late on this, and phrasing abound, but PAAAADDDDRRRREEEESSSSSS CYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLE

Brick Meathook
Cuntler

Hotel has chrome cast. Family is asleep. Any quiet music recommendations? Playing Beck’s latest (which is great!)

Cuntler

Seriously buy morning phase. It’s nice.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m capping the night with a Laphroaig 10 Cask Strength. Evening, gents.

Cuntler

Buenos Nachos.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Go on, git!

sedatedlagwagon

I’ve never really found her attractive. But that’s just me.. She seems a bit overrated.

makeitsnowondem

broncos win! broncos are undefeated! broncos are 0-0!

Brick Meathook
Cuntler

Just settled in at the weekend place (hotel) in Telluride with a face down brown. Longest drive but worth it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Have fun; if you have not been it is a beautiful place. I used to go there a lot before the rich people started showing up.

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Cuntler

Been a few times post rich people. Make the oldest fish with me. Getting up in 5 hours. That’s bad.

Brick Meathook
makeitsnowondem

end around that’s a good running the clock out play that’s my favorite running the clock out play

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
makeitsnowondem

As a Northwestern graduate and a Broncos fan, fuck Trevor Siemian.

makeitsnowondem

OH TREVOR SIEMIAN THREW THE BALL TOO HIGH WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Cuntler

Well that didn’t work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m drinking all of these:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I just kicked ass in the “older comments” area.

*Needs helmet to protect from falls when going out in public.

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Old School Zero

This week wore me out so I’m going to get some sleep. Hella fun thread, though. See you all tomorrow for more dicking around while watching football (but not the same kind).

This one’s for Horatio:

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

The carpet in Portland’s airport tastes really good.

Carpet never tasted so good. pic.twitter.com/JWGqtpziqC— Earl (@The_Squirrel_) August 15, 2015

MikeWallaceAndGromit

What? Damnit, where did our edit button go?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, I forgot to mention – I was within “oh, did I bump into you, I’m such a klutz, I apologize” distance of the Laker Girls when they walked by me on the concourse at Dodger Stadium the other night.

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Cuntler

Laker Girls v. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Who you got?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m rooting for Ben Heeney. But all the praise he’s getting from Matt Millen basically feels like the kiss of death.

Horatio Cornblower

Is he a WR? Because Millen’s right 1 out of 6 times with those.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s a white middle linebacker, taken late in the draft. So naturally Millen loves him.

Horatio Cornblower

Putting away a 2nd Loose Cannon from Heavy Seas. After a Sculpin 22 oz. Also putting away the car keys and any sense of dignity.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/898/25755/

Ever notice that the first beer, (admittedly a 22 oz.), can be sipped in a gentlemanly fashion for the better part of a tense baseball game, but that the 3rd one goes down faster than a $2 whore at 3 am? or is that just me?

Horatio Cornblower

Watching Giants-Nationals because

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Horatio Cornblower

Just wait until next March when our content consists of 30 baseball team previews* by an increasingly ill-informed Horatio.

“Milwaukee still has a team? Who knew?”

*And of course the arrest records of prospective 1st round NFL draft picks

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ that is nightmare fuel for eternity.

Cuntler

So Cubs and BJs World Series? I call that the Trestman special.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a good idea anytime.

And by “that” I mean gawking at a girl who wouldn’t talk to me at gun point.

DON’T RUN AWAY; DO YOU FIND ME REPULSIVE!?!?
/R. Williams, sadly missed.

Horatio Cornblower

Just to be clear I thought the first picture was the good idea, not so much the hostage taking in the second picture.

I’m not into that shit.

As far as you know.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m more afraid of my wife than I am of the hot girls. That woman is hot AND mean.

Horatio Cornblower

So, who wants to liveblog the San Jose-Portland Arena Football game?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Getting to the part of the evening where it’s time for live music and a sazerac.

Old School Zero

Duchesse, then a Sazerac? Okay. We can be friends.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Internet friends are like Canadian currency. Good to have but still worth less than the real thing.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m already starting to debate driving to Boston next Friday to see Social Distortion or playing in my monthly league poker tournament.

Last time I saw Social D in Boston they mailed it in. Of course the last time I saw them in Hartford they blew the roof off the place and let’s face it, Mike Ness isn’t getting any younger.

On the other hand I could win $800 or so and I need the points for the year end tournament where I could win $1,000+ On the third hand, (thanks honey), I haven’t had a decent showing all year in that tournament and probably need to accept that I won’t be in the year end championship.

Horatio Cornblower

A 46 year old punk rocker fighting with a 53 year old +/- punk rocker; still better than Mayweather/Pacquiao.

Horatio Cornblower

Looks like she’s playing a meth addict.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah. Playing.

ballsofsteelandfury

In the Inland Empire. Yes, that’s redundant.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or maybe living the life exposed in “Going Clear”, but same thing.

Old School Zero

So, 80% panicked, 20% bouncy?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Filmed on location at Qualcomm Stadium. Note the authentic crumbling asphalt!

WCS

Jeez, what a fatty fatty fat fat.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey look, it’s the end of Justin Verlander’s career!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wasn’t sure if it was Tim Brown or Matt Millen (probably Millen) that just wondered aloud why Ken Stabler isn’t wearing a (HOF) gold jacket right now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I should clarify; he said it in a way that implied he thought that Ken Stabler was still alive.

ballsofsteelandfury

You didn’t need to clarify that at all. It’s the Raiders announcers. They probably still think Al is running the show.

Also, the only reason I’ve been watching this game is the Raiders announcers. They’re hilariously horrible.