DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

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While some of us are seeing the sights of other exciting countries and running into French Jay Cutler, the rest of us here in the US should hopefully be well into what will eventually become a three-day Labor Day hangover.  Which also hopefully means

 

So let’s stay up tonight, get happy, and tell campfire stories.  To start things off, here is some late night Sexy Friday goodness.  Tonight’s theme: Lingerie!

King Hippo will be along later with the JV football open thread…

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ballsofsteelandfury
Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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WCS

Stevie Nicks has always gotten it.

http://i.imgur.com/tRlwH.png

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Mother Schauber

I always loved Angie

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02n08mDRs1r8nutgo1_500.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pillow fight sideboob.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/726eef81e61a7c812135d54f9bc90412/tumblr_n0qy3d2qXZ1qjqxmoo2_400.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzus74n7Gf1qbi1f7o1_500.gif

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/5BPCB2D.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2chfnlum51qfm7z9o1_500.jpg

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WCS

And now, for something completely different:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f51d61ba70c3918f1714f5541c0b93de/tumblr_nfc8jyyDp91r2ntmlo1_250.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I know I posted a lot earlier, but here is another Vica.

http://cdn.wall-pix.net/albums/people-girls/00004071.Vica.Kerekes.jpg

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Martin

Ah. Christina Hendricks if Christina Hendricks wasn’t a cunt.

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Martin

NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!

/watching The Big Lebowski

https://youtu.be/IONyLZn0pLI

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://38.media.tumblr.com/2dc6862ba63c3851bc72998d7221f8b4/tumblr_n6a43xqvY01qfi7p6o1_500.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sandy.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/89c860b0881a8ef04e5fab95dfd9f85d/tumblr_ns7rk8Bisf1tdgiamo1_500.jpg

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Martin

Blindspot looks like an interesting series.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/85cc20c4ee9055f0329e758fc0ce1693/tumblr_nt61gkOabw1uq3x5lo1_500.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ed9ffe98b9de8b6ee237090184c3fc97/tumblr_my6w78t0y01qzt7d8o1_500.gif

Yes it does.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Painted boob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/d18fd6410a7676790b05cce330308051/tumblr_nkrlegyE6H1tj7pbno1_500.jpg

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WCS

Who really cares at this point? May just stay up till dawn on the East Coast.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://31.media.tumblr.com/972f12b0ee0ec81b7c6c7018b22f4d55/tumblr_nglfrvdgtl1qjlor3o3_500.gif

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/micfv4u.jpg

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Martin

I hate my clients. I hate opposing counsel. I hate myself. Everything sucks and I want to die.

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Brick Meathook

As opposing counsel. I agree. I win.

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Martin

If you were opposing counsel. I’d totally throw the case.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://36.media.tumblr.com/3191b611b0653a1860971340b3fa5735/tumblr_n94i57OB2o1qewacoo1_500.jpg

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WCS

I hate my students. I hate one of the schools I work for. They’re all fuckdicks, and I want to burn them alive. REJOICE, BROTHER.

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Martin

That reminds me of the best scene from Hobo With A Shotgun.

BURN BABY BURN!

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Sep

That’s a fun movie. Just don’t watch it on ‘shrooms… You must trust me on this.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Catwalk boob.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d94cc457cbb4086650131174126f146d/tumblr_mzk1spbmSo1rtcxgxo1_500.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

OK kids, I’m about to pass out. Have fun. Catch ya later.

Happy Birthday WCS!

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Martin

OOWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Martin

If you’re buzzed but want to keep going, I heartily recommend Lean Cuisines. They’re fast and full of protein.

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Martin

And cheap.

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WCS

I can’t think of anything witty. Here’s another song.

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Martin

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Expensive beer is a fucking scam. I’ve been drinking ABV 8+ beers all night and it took at least three fingers of whiskey before I finally got a buzz.

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Martin

The Matron Saint wishes everyone well.

http://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/op44-253379-raw1200.jpg

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/Z9KI5Lp.gifv

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Martin

The first time I saw this, I peed a little from laughing so hard.

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Martin

/A wolf cries in the distance.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Martin! Where have you been?

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Martin

I don’t know.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I love how the duck is in perfect focus.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Soooooon.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A gerbil CAN be a butt plug.

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WCS

Hippo, Neil, and I all agree:

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Brick Meathook

I need to be born earlier…

http://i.imgur.com/BKW2H8N.jpg

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WCS

Truth be told, I spent my anniversary of revolving around the sun by actively ignoring work, waiting for DFO to fix itself, and listening to kickass music. Twas a good day.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I celebrated your birthday by not working. I think most California public agencies did too.

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WCS

STP can still rock.

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ballsofsteelandfury

The lead singer is this generation’s Keith Richards. He will never die no matter how many drugs he puts in his body.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkcwfj5We1rgab2qo6_250.gif

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/994806336fe6ba32b421994bf60619c5/tumblr_mkv6ubmoaG1r9dvb7o1_500.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Squat work.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fce9c93af7bcede3a7ef4d9996dcab37/tumblr_ndli4gGKp71qetn1bo1_540.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ballet lessons too

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Brick Meathook

Oooooooh, I’ve finally got into “the parent directory.”

http://i.imgur.com/uaRUeg7.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Welcome!

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WCS

I think I’ve broken the fifth plane, and I genuinely do not care what happens next. I’m shithoused, and at home. Fuck the neighbors, IT’S MAH BERTHDAY.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice! Will you be getting a soup and sandwich from Pantera Bread?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuxjfX9Dj1qc1jg4o2_500.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shirt pointers; better than powerpoint laser pointer.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1871472ce20ee2769d1ad245072dc8ba/tumblr_nso9jm5XNF1ql1e8eo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hipster hairbra.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/30f2298b8c68755b70ce8acb78edc01a/tumblr_n62ak9yu0L1qd6umno1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

I automatically discount any woman that wears a hipster hat as someone I do not want to meet.

Men too, for that matter.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh, I have now problem with the ambiguously defined hipster or most types of hats. My experience is that I’d rather be around hipsters, whatever they are, than a lot of other segments of the population.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*no

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve never had any problems with hippies or hipsters, unlike rednecks, evangelicals, easily offended Jews, right-wing Catholics, etc., however those two segments receive so much hate for just being what they want.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Well, obviously those others are way worse. I guess hipsters are essentially harmless, but I still wouldn’t be able to relate to them enough to be friends is what I suppose I’m saying.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A few bartenders, chefs, band members, baristas that probably fall within that category I’ve had good talks with, they seem to be more literate that lots of younger people. I can’t really use that as a gauge; I don’t relate to anybody.

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ballsofsteelandfury

True. And I’ve had similar experiences. None of them were wearing hats though. Maybe I just don’t like hats.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess I run into the others more in this state, rather deal with a tattoo sleeved cook or a deadlocked barista than a Ram tough redneck trying to run me off the road any day.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t think I’ve met a bartender lately that does NOT have tattoos. That goes for both genders. I’ve got nothing against that.

Just not on feet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are a friend of Rex.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Walking in LA boob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/60592151a3e856836749d4c6395d8181/tumblr_nsobg5mmN81rsw5zvo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hate assholes that are cruel to animals, but this little scene from a movie cracked me the fuck up.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/ae087b0759e7a6383d07cea228438670/tumblr_nrg5j8ywqm1qg39ewo1_500.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

I bet you that cat landed on its feet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think it was a fake cat.

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ballsofsteelandfury

The comment still applies

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fake tits always land on their………….. got distracted.

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WCS

Anyone but me still present? Because I just consumed two shots of bourbon, and a shot of gin. At this point, who cares? IT’S MAH BERTHDAY, CHEESEFUCKS. DRINK TAINT SWEAT, LIVER.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just “combing my monkey.”

http://33.media.tumblr.com/560c6bd597ab217cec337b24e66ddf5e/tumblr_nr3rqa7R5R1rqbio6o1_400.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

We were wondering where you went!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ice cream bar boob.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3177cebbbce0bbb03ab70d5612c84d3/tumblr_ntde64rs221soafs1o1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Transition to doughnut porn, sloppy slutty doughnut.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/76533a9d567ca400d3c3dd58979eef99/tumblr_npywjrtEWo1rpwhvdo1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That donut has been a very bad donut

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yum!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just in case.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/7406e0bcafe9dc8dd8c7b3c84c5dc01c/tumblr_nt6olmhBJ71qgeruwo1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

All I can think of is the top guy farting on the bottom guy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wet farting.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Former underboob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f20af40062a6377ec9bc0ba6ea9a8fed/tumblr_niswulNWZx1srf44do1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

He would appreciate that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The foot tattoo …. for me it is the ridiculous nails….

Somehow I can get passed it for lunch.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/913825b52c2efa31dcfcd23466e09ea8/tumblr_ntc8c4JTiU1rx6hqlo1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m with you on the nails. Too long and you start to think about how much that would hurt.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Emily…. you know, just walking around New York.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/0c6694332100ffa0887af3eb3f2406e2/tumblr_ntcn8uKZ4D1ue2h7do1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

She really is worthy of being our Matron Saint. Good God!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Abs and hosed boob.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/9ec668dc299289a4c384aac1904260e5/tumblr_ntopbnpmdR1qgxas2o1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s hope she doesn’t do that to other things.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She hosed her hockey picks and lost the pool.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d09072867209aa58bcd7e62a658cafc3/tumblr_njdqj8X0NA1qch5rvo3_500.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

Specially with THAT guy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice suite boob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/b611eb9eadc30d8bd9b4cbd99b35720b/tumblr_ntpqtwv4xZ1s8rlzuo1_500.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s classy!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Unbelievable! Brisbane beat the Western Bulldogs!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did we lose WCS?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkcwfj5We1rgab2qo6_250.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think so. Maybe one too many birthday shots. Also, he said something about waking up tomorrow to watch WVU…

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