Holy crap, it’s here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We’ve been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands of terrible think pieces about violence and concussions, the weird muzzling of Junior Seau’s daughter at the Hall of Fame, Geno Smith getting punched in the face by a teammate, and everything else awful pertaining to football being dragged into the light. Sadly, this is in no way a comprehensive list.
But now, we’re here. We’ve climbed an Everest of garbage and planted our dick joke flag on top of NFL mountain. Let’s have a great time tonight, kids.
FOO’BAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd Half Post is up HERE
I apologize for the downtime, and can only promise that it will get better.
Stop your jibber jabber Shad Khan. Jacksonville doens’t play until Sunday.
Hey guys, 2nd half open thread is https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2015/09/10/2nd-half-open-thread/ here.
You guys are proving to be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too awesome for our server. I apologize for the downtime, and can only promise that it will get better.
Can we buy and/or kidnap internet bandwidth to make the experience awesomer?
The bandwidth isn’t actually the problem – it’s the hardware. We punched the server straight in the gooch tonight.
I think I cracked the tattoo code for Blindspot: It spells the letters C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D.
Apparently WordPress wasn’t designed to handle the awesomeness that is the Kommentariat. I picture some Scottish guy down the WP server room screaming “She’s Flying Apart Captain!!!!”
Who kicked the plug out?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4514198/johnny-pulls-the-plug-o.gif
Halftime. This is a repeat. Sorry but not really
http://36.media.tumblr.com/f2e32550d7c92b369fb6862315dfdd9b/tumblr_nuc3dzpRP91r8gu1ho1_1280.jpg
Are..are…are we back?
SIDELINE REPORTER: Gronk, how many of the TDs tonight are currently yours?
GRONK: BOFA