Holy crap, it’s here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We’ve been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands of terrible think pieces about violence and concussions, the weird muzzling of Junior Seau’s daughter at the Hall of Fame, Geno Smith getting punched in the face by a teammate, and everything else awful pertaining to football being dragged into the light. Sadly, this is in no way a comprehensive list.
But now, we’re here. We’ve climbed an Everest of garbage and planted our dick joke flag on top of NFL mountain. Let’s have a great time tonight, kids.
FOO’BAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd Half Post is up HERE
Blind Spot- it’s definitely not a TV version of Memento. And pay no attention to Carrie-Ann Moss lookalike, that’s totally coincidental.
mmmmmmmmmmmm Carrie Ann Moss
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/vegascbs/images/b/bc/Carrie-Anne_Moss.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120917012237
Hey Pittsburgh…Nick Novak is available.
Just saying.
OK Stillers, fuck it. Just hurt somebody, already.
Do we have to split the threads? If so I say we do it like picking teams in elementary school. I shot picking the penultimate person before Horatio!
/kicks rock
//takes own eye out with ricocheting rock
I pick…Ken Griffey Jr.!
Bud light: Crisp and refreshing. If you’ve never tasted anything crisp and refreshing.
http://i.imgur.com/Uubhkr8.jpg
I will never get tired of this cartoon.
Hey, at least Most Glorious Baseball Cardinals are shitting themselves for yinz.
Pirates down 3-2 in the 8th to Brewers.
In other news, water wet, sky blue, Scobee Scobee…
stop. kicking. FGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh Scobee can’t believe he’s been called twice in a game, which is why he’s missed both.
Anyone know a team that’s looking for a kicker?
What fresh hell is this? Fuck you Scobee
Mike Tomlin seems to be afflicted with ‘Choke-A-Bitch Resting Face’
Excellent trade by the Steelers. http://i.imgur.com/bh918lC.jpg?1
Dying. Never seen this before, love it.
Good thing that Pittsburgh picked up Scobee you guys.
So Scobee is cut before the end of the half right?
Fuck off Scobee.
Darius Heyward Bey made a catch for positive yards, finish whatever alcohol is left in one square mile of your home.
Gentlemen?
I tried to say GRAWHNK SO HAHD
If they’re smart, they mesh Blindspot with The Player in week 6
Wow, DHB is 1/3 of the way to last year’s totals already.
Way to step up Darius!
The fact that he didn’t jump and gut-catch that ball before deflecting it to a waiting defensive back makes me think he’s an impostor.
Wait, Darrius Heyward-Bey caught a ball? Wait, Darrius Heyward-Bey’s still in the league?
Wait, Heyward-Bey has hands? i thought he just had stumps, or at most some kind of pseudo-flipper.
“Good draft pick” – Vampire Al Davis.
Is we back?
Luke McCown can get a commerical but Sexy Rexy can’t? What is this world coming to?
Do we have to melt servers everywhere we go? We can’t have nice things.
Well done, Verizon. Well done.
GRAWHNK SO HAHD UNIVERSITY
Blindspot O/U, 3 1/2 episodes?
Over if they go full-frontal, under if they don’t.
I think I am the only one who really loves Jaimie Alexander. Still It will be cancelled after the pilot.
If they’re smart, they mesh Blindspot with The Player in week 6
This Chevy commercial is the Patriots of car commercials. It’s smarmy and I hope eveyone in it dies.
Fuck you, Aerosmith!
Smithers, have Aerosmith killed.
This is what happens when you get rid of a 78-year old man.
How did you know about my Dad?
Don’t cover Gronk. What’s the worst he can do?
-Steelers new DC
Dick LeBeau, Schmick LeBeau.
Every year I dont draft Edelman in my ppr league I die a little inside
My soul is torn. I hate seeing him do it until I look at my score climb.
My QB and TE, (in different leagues), combine for a TD and I’m still pissed off.
I also feel this pain.
And oh fuck that fucking shit.
TD!
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Christ a-mighty, you have good taste tonight. This is needed now, more than ever.
Can’t really run, can’t really defend, but can pass well. Minimum 10 win season.
What have you become my beloved NFL?
I thought Jets/Browns wasn’t until Sunday
Just as I post that, ugh
Yo Sabrina
http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sabrina-fucked-edelman-no-lie11.jpg
GET ON MY LEVEL, BITCHES
Boo, Gronkdown.
Is there a kickstarter or something we can chip in to to keep the DFO server gods happy? This place will likely be my only respite for the next few months.
Keith butler: looks enough like dick lebeau to casual steelers fans
“The Ohio State”
I don’t know why that annoys me so much, but it sure as hell does.
Fucking this!
Might want to cover Edelman
You know the maxim “Never ascribe to Malice, that which can be explained by incompetence”, well that’s not true for the Greatriots, always assume malice and milffucking.
Why isn’t Sharknado playing?
Again walking the line of SFW
http://36.media.tumblr.com/a76acc8645ed0809718519cd51fd562c/tumblr_nudzoqz4GI1rj4j4jo1_1280.jpg
I think this one is ok.
Your pictures have been the only non murder-y things about this evening, good sir.
The radio interference was paid for by microsoft to encourage more gratuitous shots of the Surface equipment.
Next thing you know all the Steelers’ players will see “Destiny” on their Mac playbooks.