DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting pleasure.

So, what’s happened in the last 24 hours?

Well, we were reminded yet again of how the Patriots are cheating cheaters that cheat until they can’t cheat no more and then they continue to cheat and say “What? Me cheat?  You must be joking!”.   As a Steeler fan, I am self-aware enough to know that we did not capitalize on all our opportunities and that Scobie is lucky to still be alive let alone have a job.  It is seriously getting fucking old, though, that every fucking time a team goes to New England, weird shit happens.  To quote Ian Fleming,

Goldfinger said, ‘Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘

On a brighter note, the AFL Finals got started early this morning with the West Coast Eagles (#2 seed) hosting the Hawthorn Hawks (#3 seed) in the Second Qualifying Final.  The Eagles won easily by 32 and availed themselves of a week’s rest in the form of a bye next week.  Hawthorn is not eliminated yet and awaits the winner of the Western Bulldogs-Adelaide Crows match which will start at 2:20 AM Pacific tonight.  What a perfect lead-in to Premier League football and King Hippo’s post!   Earlier tonight (around 10:20 PM Pacific, the #1 seed Fremantle Dockers host the #4 Sydney Swans in the First Qualifying Final.  The winner, again, gets a bye next week and the loser faces the winner of the Richmond Tigers-North Melbourne Kangaroos match to be held late Saturday night Pacific time.

Since we already had a Sexy Friday post, I won’t post any pics.

Ok, fine.  Here are a couple to get us started.  Tonight’s theme:  Sexy Halloween costumes.

 

I like the message on Jalapeno best

Halloween is coming, y’all!  You better get ready.  Best Halloween costume story in the comments gets a special prize.  And no, you can’t rub the lamp.

 

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Also I am naked. if you want me to be naked again I am fine with that

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

yea, no pants . I am fine

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fuck RJ you were angry drunk

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I should start testing a new nakeed pic

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am the worst you guys are the best

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am fine going dick pic to get out of sanding. My dog is casuallly sleeping downstars

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Going to smoke a cig. I am just fucked if I assumed that wont be a problem

Lothar of the Hill People

My 2.5 year-old started with the barfing at 2 am Friday morning. My 5.5 year-old started about 5pm last night. I started about 3 am this morning.

The Bears start barfing about 1pm tomorrow. Hooray.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would be up for helping. Still no pants. I think your kids would be fine with it.

Lothar of the Hill People

Fucking fuck fuckity fuck.

The Columbus Fox station has changed from Bears-Green Bay to Detroit-San Diego (again, so they won’t have a game on opposite the shitstain Browns… but Detroit-San Diego will be on opposite the Bengals. Go figure).

But, if I want to drive to Dayton with a TV antenna, I can watch the Bears there. Or fuck, I could go to Cincinnati and they have the Bears game on opposite the Bengals.

I fucking hate the Browns.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I want to Join you at the Bears game now.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am actually happy today. If anyone wants thats pic it is up to them

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My mom yelled at me and told me to fix her phone magically last night I know dick about android phones. I have an Iphone I know nothing about. I have no pants so I am good. I want to pose with my legs over my head just so I can die that way just out of spite. I am good with the no pants. If you want early morning pics let me know

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I wanted to give Martin a high five for posting pics after I went to sleep. This is the first pic I can send. I refuse to were pants and fuck my day is sanding a deck

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I felt bad giving you nothing but Martin seemed to be around, still giving you something

http://41.media.tumblr.com/da4bb16a74017db475a731ce1635b00c/tumblr_nszhoppMh41qgvzq6o1_1280.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am watching Colbert this morning and I have to disagree with the people who weren’t on board. I think he is doing a great job. Ok, gonna lay back down and get sleep before I am supposed to be there at 8 am to sand. Sanding is awful. I said noon

Martin
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I feel bad for her, she is hot… going back to bed

Brick Meathook

I never had image posting status at KSK, but here at DFO (dating from “that day”) I became the JV version of Moose with GIFs. I even learned how to make them:
http://i.imgur.com/58Wv0Xz.gifv
FOOTBAWL SEASON RETURNS!
I have one or two totally original posts in me that I hope are worthy! YEE HAW! I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Martin

You are a real boy, Pinocchio!

Porky Prime

Feed your head!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

I’ve been a hard working man for the last two weeks! I get to see DFO again!

Lot’s to catch up on! How fare the New Englanders?

King Hippo

pic o’ the night!

Porky Prime

Pressed for time, I bought a gold lucha mask at a mall kiosk and wore it with a suit…off duty Ramses. It was such a hit at the Friday party my best friend ditched his usual Eyes Wide Shut mask (seriously, he wore it like 3 of 4 years) and went with a silver mask for the Saturday party as my “rival”.

Years later my fiancee (who at the time of aforementioned parties was not my significant other and was living in another state) found the mask and threw it in the trash based solely on the secondhand legend of the Saturday afterparty.

Porky Prime

If you’ve never worn a lucha mask, it makes you feel like your skin is a size too small for your skull, and your lips puff out, so I’m not sure what the women were thinking. But liquor was involved. In fact, to sell the costume, I was drinking these nasty things…

http://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/image/upload/w_120,c_limit,q_85,d_no%20image.jpg/beer_82330.jpg

laserguru

I’m thinking we need to start this whole food thing on a grass roots level.

It’s entirely possible some of you can’t or shouldn’t cook.
I’ll keep it simple and hopefully you won’t light your little sister’s skirt on fire.

Sick fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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NSFW

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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laserguru

Imma thow down a massive inhalation, son.
Be right back.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
MikeWallaceAndGromit

Does it count as getting dumped if it’s only been a couple months of dating? Sure feels like it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, sometimes that is when the chemical reaction in your body to her is peaked…. before you really know her.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I’ll buy that.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Who dates for months without having sex? That sounds miserable. Oh, hey Russell Wilson, didn’t see you standing there.

Martin
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I liked her fine before, but hey, what ever floats her………

laserguru

How do and Hidey Ho Mr. Moose.

How the hell are you doing this fine evening?
Damn glad you could make it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Road trip burnt; prolly last a few more mins.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

and you?

laserguru

Not sound of mind and almost sound of knee.
We’re getting there.
God speed with you and the Donks.

Can you ask the fans to ixnay on the “inn-comm-plete”–aaay?

Asking as a non-fan.
Holy shit, it’s nice seeing you here old friend!
Cheers!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Right back to ya. I should get some beer reviews Sunday; maybe wait for the gravy post.

Martin

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Martin

Fuck. That’s her friend Melanie Ribbe. This is Lindsay Heuer:

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Martin

I’d finish off this third of a bottle of rye if I had anything to expend the energy on that I’d get from it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Martin

That’s basically what I turn into.

Martin

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A photo of Maria Ozawa with clothes on (and …… bodily fluids ……. off).

laserguru

A dear friend asked who I favored in the Bears Packers matchup, I didn’t know how to answer him at first.

Then it came to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt4A525sy3s

laserguru

As if in a dream…

laserguru

Oh!

There you are!

How the fuck you doing boys!!!!