It’s been quite a day and we’re not quite done. There are still some West Coast JV football games going on and the last AFL Elimination Final will begin soon. Here are your EPL and La Liga scores from today as well as the JV Football Top 25:
English Premier League
Everton 3 – 1 Chelsea
Arsenal 2 – 0 Stoke City
Crystal Palace 0 – 1 Manchester City
Norwich City 3 – 1 AFC Bournemouth
Watford 1 – 0 Swansea City
West Bromwich Albion 0 – 0 Southampton
Manchester United 3 – 1 Liverpool
La Liga
Espanyol 0 – 6 Real Madrid
Sporting Gijon 0 – 1 Valencia
Atlético Madrid 1 – 2 Barcelona
Real Betis 1 – 0 Real Sociedad
Top 25 JV Football Scores
Utah (24) 24 – 14 Utah State
Arkansas State 20 – 27 Missouri (21)
Nevada 20 – 44 Arizona (22)
Texas A&M (16) 54 – 23 Ball State
Tennessee (23) 24 – 31 Oklahoma (31)
Arkansas (18) 12 – 16 Toledo
Alabama (2) 37 – 10 Middle Tennessee
Vanderbilt 14 – 31 Georgia (10)
Ole Miss (13) 73 – 21 Fresno State
Ohio State (1) 38 – 0 Hawaii
TCU (3) 70 – 7 Stephen F. Austin
Virginia 27 – 34 Notre Dame (9)
Georgia Tech (15) 65 – 10 Tulane
Clemson (12) 49 – 10 Appalachian State
Auburn (6) 27 – 20 Jacksonville State
Florida State (11) 34 – 14 South Florida
USC (8) 59 – 9 Idaho
Baylor (4) 66 – 31 Lamar
Michigan State (5) 31 – 28 Oregon (7)
Games in Progress:
UNLV vs UCLA (13)
BYU vs Boise State (20)
Mississippi State (25) vs LSU (14)
I’m not sure if there is an Open Thread going for the early NFL games (there probably will be), but feel free to use this thread as your panicked last-second fantasy football advice thread before the games start. What, are you going to watch the pre-game shows? How little self-esteem do you have?
Here is your Slutty Saturday goodness. Tonight’s theme: Leather
Have at it!
Plus your mother wouldn’t approve.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/6a423cf8996123988ab19c6ecc5352ab/tumblr_nr332v48Yx1u7t71ro1_540.jpg
Arizona State is TIED at the beginning of the fourth with Cal Poly. That is insane.
San Luis Obispo, BTW, NOT Pomona.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/922c7477db84d1b16e2a90672b118091/tumblr_ntyrtwEyKx1u0x528o1_1280.jpg
Auburn was losing to Jacksonville State for most of that game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0AKJMGxwpE
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ba8fe6ec5b85078615131ab30b79014d/tumblr_nukllpgkzH1t2k4xgo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=ejorQVy3m8E
Rather good slate of games this week.
BRONCOTEARS
That hit was awesome!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/8a27495e2ed829fc4f139fddea5ee1fc/tumblr_mnoonfufv01rbpxloo1_500.gif
OH! HIT!
PRAISE JOSEPH SMITH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=7&v=kXyK2zq6AgI
“Oh, sploosh.”
http://33.media.tumblr.com/47e3452d334e83ac8bc25384032bbac7/tumblr_ntjztxkQbJ1qlgh1oo2_400.gif
I like how the Australian referees call the players by their first name.
“Let him go, Jarryd!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=166&v=AKCQakOUYYc
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfuhwxA1CN1qzhnmco1_400.gif
Australian buzzer sound>American buzzer sound
So apparently someone committed suicide in the Ralph Wilson Stadium RV lot tonight. (PSA: please talk to someone and get help if you need it.)
On the Buffalo ABC affiliate’s tweet about the incident, someone asked if that meant a spot opened up in the lot.
Love my team, hate the mouthbreathers in the fanbase.
Best wishes and sympathies to their family.
That sucks and I echo your sentiments about getting help.
Given that, the stadium has an RV lot?!? Like you can actually sleep there on Saturday night? !? That is possibly the most awesome thing I’ve heard about Buffalo besides the sauce/wings.
Not sure how long it’s been part of the RWS/Rich experience, but this is only the second time they’ve sold the lot out on the Saturday before Sunday’s game (last year’s home opener was the first).
Apparently pictures made their way online. People suck.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/97b100e2addf49a33ec4e7ced73d0d3e/tumblr_muj2dliARN1qhjb1io1_1280.jpg
X-Factor Australia. It can’t be worse than it is here!
I didn’t recognize anyone.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/2664c90190517c2d5c0e43b24f031777/tumblr_nu9mrwpy4F1rdvi6fo2_250.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a28e66ade4574539e97a6395f8bf84d6/tumblr_nu9mrwpy4F1rdvi6fo1_250.gif
FEAR THE MULLET!
And pony-tailed white guy playing the Asian drums
ALICE COOPER REFERENCE DURING THE BYU GAME
AFL on Fox Sports 2!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fc137d814eb213946c22828f104b41a0/tumblr_nukdagDxnG1rim6i3o1_540.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/85a510678119c6c04c095e6e47c2aba7/tumblr_ntu0djemyE1stijv1o1_1280.jpg
Holy shit! You know those ads for class-action settlements where they urge people to call to see if they are eligible for $?
I swear I just saw one during the UCLA-UNLV game for NFL players. I shit you not.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/67125942ffb19f7695d7bfa512cb582b/tumblr_nu5sj0SwgC1tq5z8wo1_500.gif
http://36.media.tumblr.com/b2d56e26b0b5f9c6839b11eabb17de0b/tumblr_nu28gfCODy1s4gcbto1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5ba028a9f0fd86885e0fb9406eb7421d/tumblr_nu24xrc5ks1rkskbao1_1280.jpg
I’ve got Boise-BYU on now. When does the AFL game start, I’d like to watch a little and see how much I understand.
10:20 Pacific is when play starts. The TV broadcast probably starts at 10.
Not the kicker’s fault. Unacceptable delay of game penalty is what killed CLANGA there.
Asking a college kid to make a 52 yarder is a bit much.
Still, would’ve been nice to see that second time-out bullshit bite LSU in the ass.
And I thought there was a rule about calling two timeouts in a row
Is that just an NFL rule?
I think so, yes.
’tis. You can call three consecutive timeouts in college if you have them.
CLANGA gon CLANG
Les, you lucky lucky bastard.
That’s his MO, but watch him squander away a victory when they play Bama.
No good.
O LES
I liked this a lot better than the rating; smooth, balanced, not to hoppy, but enough.
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22893/96790/
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/epic-escape-to-colorado-ipa/218981/
CLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGACLANGA
Miss St. vs. LSU getting VERY interesting.
That’s what I’m watching. Big delay of game there.
What channel?
ESPN. Potential GW field goal attempt
ESPN
FRIDAY NIGHT WEDDING RECAP:
Free beer on tap. I drank a lot of beer. I pretty much felt like crap until noon today.
WORTH IT.
https://youtu.be/hUVwR0rw5fk
LSU had 5 losses last year, why the fuck are they ranked in the top 15? Oh right, preseason rankings are bullshit, I almost forgot. If only the nation’s sports media could grasp that 3rd grade concept.
And the hot take artists. Seriously, preseason rankings are literally worse than Hitler.
Bourbon-fueled idea: rankings only go up to the number of weeks played. So, after week one there is only a #1 team; then after week two there’s a #1 and #2; etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4naoVjdFxCA
Made myself a quesadilla. Seems that the taco sauce I got a few weeks back had most of the seeds and stems on the bottom. This is a wonderful thing. And a somewhat painful thing.
On the subject of horses, I noticed that DirecTV stopped showing the commercials with Hannah Davis and her horse. I miss Hannah.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/94c31ae0c9ede88c01bf5f9ec0af2602/tumblr_nrr52bgaAm1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
I liked that Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords was the voice of the horse.
I still think she looks like Gauge.
well, neither of them would talk to me, so they have that in common.
Stupid hunchback.
Broncos TD! Suck it, Cougars!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ca6c272eca9715c03fe67fda29b5cfb5/tumblr_nlaafiscnR1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
No, really. Suck it, cougar.
Looks like she’s got something to suck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Which is why Jen should’ve chosen a smaller, tighter bikini. Like this:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/4183891c7d5761d1c13f39670518d26e/tumblr_nll2r5B3Xk1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Maybe it’s a mini strap-on.
It’s OK if you’ve never been to a beach before.
holy shit; epic fail on swimsuit reading.
Jennifer Aniston looks good from the back, too.
http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jennifer-aniston-black-bikini-5.jpg
http://blog.screenweek.it/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jennifer-aniston-bikini-1-28.jpg
http://blog.screenweek.it/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jennifer-aniston-bikini-1-06.jpg
According to the ESPN Twitters, Mayweather is shutting out Berto, but didn’t we all expect something like that?
I completely forgot that fight was tonight. Fuck Mayweather with a red hot fire poker.
I have a better idea
http://www.darkmoon.me/uploads/1278442116_09-rat-torture2.jpg
Guess who just made next week’s DFOC?
This looks like a good idea right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewpDVgWq6so
http://33.media.tumblr.com/cdc648f45693ac44ece4f98e44091ed6/tumblr_nryjkjtN231r94kvzo1_400.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=8&v=KsCEv0JXLuM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/07b585daf91c1eed65458cc90a3e86a1/tumblr_nu5t32eOyB1tq5z8wo1_400.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/2f6f6f2cc34b9f89528d001fff37f491/tumblr_nu5t32eOyB1tq5z8wo4_400.gif
Missed two in between
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a63f60ce6780e1ce8ec05fa201e00ba4/tumblr_nofe1dVKaT1tezjkso2_400.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/6f4b3ced0e5ccd7a6533b206c3fad4d4/tumblr_nofe1dVKaT1tezjkso3_400.gif
I Went with the summary.
And she was never seen again…
Important gambling trend: USC is 2-0 ATS this year against shit competition.
I think the only game not in halftime is Cal Poly – ASU. God help me.
Boise State – BYU is back.
http://i.imgur.com/vyos7ev.gif
(Kind of a leather theme)
In keeping with the leather theme, more Emily
http://www.ceaoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/09/5/1204-Nasty-Gal-Regulation-Crop-Top-3.jpg
Reposting the Matron Saint
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c7ee3c38c42b20cf840fbacbd1a72dbf/tumblr_nllitvQExZ1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
She truly is worthy of the Matron Saint title.